gibbone

A crude, inept person

The plumbers who came to fix the leak were a pair of gibbones.

by Cornholio September 27, 2003

orange faced shit gibbon

Slang for the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump

Man I really wish that orange faced shit gibbon would stop leaving refugees to starve in camps

by whenuwantapenguininfrance February 5, 2017

Gibsoned

Getting kicked in the balls on a trampoline in mid air

"see who can jump the highest on the trampoline"
"Ok lets i bet i will win"
"Smack"
"Haha YoU just got Gibsoned"

by Gibbo13G November 1, 2009

Techno Gibbon

One who, upon hearing the sound of techno music will proceed to dance around in the style of a gibbon. A truly magical sight to behold.

There is only one true techno gibbon and his name is chris. He swings from the trees like no other.

This is techno and this is my fist.

"Here comes that Techno Gibbon." Upon seeing Chris dance in a rather frantic, rhythmic fashion.

by Pelican Dan May 26, 2010

Mel Gibsoned

To become beligerently drunk and make very bad decisions.

Riggs got Mel Gibsoned and jumped through the glass at 7-11. He then decided he wanted a carton of cigarettes and some fried pork skins. They would not serve him.

by Dane Moreton August 2, 2006

Peter Gibbons Dream

When one is completely janked and knackered with the world, their surroundings and its accompanying bullshit, but despite is still able to free their conscience of life's obstructions and grow as a person, finally see the world clearly and live life stress and carefree with fucktitude. This person is living the Peter Gibbons Dream and is said to have gone through the Peter Gibbons Transformation.

* Peter Gibbons is the character referred to from the movie Office Space.
S: "I have been embroiled in a constant battle with myself and for the first time in along time, i've been able to let it all go...just feels like i went through a really good self-renewal session."
J: "That's the fucktitude! You went through the Peter Gibbons Transformation and now youre living the Peter Gibbons Dream yo!"

by JE_Klektik July 6, 2006

An extra gibbon for good luck

To obtain extra luck by adding an extra item or 'gibbon' to what you already have.

This phrase comes from Southern China, where the nobel gibbons where seen as "the gentlemen of the forest". These gibbons were collected by wealthy lords and it was common for a lord to add an extra gibbon to his collection to bring enhanced good fortune.

In modern times it has become a phrase used simply to justify overindulging. This phrase is now used less in China and more in Malaysia, Thailand and Sumatra where gibbons still thrive in the wild.

Jonty: Do you really need to take 8 pens into your exam?

Laurence: Well you know what they say, an extra gibbon for good luck.

by 劳伦斯 October 14, 2014