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guido mista

the one guy from vento aureo who is scared shitless by the number 4.
wendys : “444 Deal!”
guido mista : *confused screaming*
guido mista by Chipthechip January 28, 2019
Guido hair. Typically a shiny and greasy vertical spike-style, the guidoo wearer looks much like a confused farmer who has just successfully milked a bull. Guidoos vary in length from year to year but are always very greasy. Must contain no less than 2 different haircare products. Must take at least 20 minutes to orchestrate.
With his blistering forehead acne and his shiny new Guidoo, Chet looked as if he'd been bobbing for french fries.
guidoo by swetepete February 6, 2010

Guido Pump 

The greatest of all arm workouts. Typically done on Friday and/or Saturday, the guido pump consists of fifteen to twenty sets of bicep tricep supersets. One should drink pre workout prior to a guido pump and throw on their smallest shirt immediately afterwards.
I did the guido pump last night, and was feeling juicy as fuck afterwards. My arms were hugging the sleeves so fucking tight.
Guido Pump by Condor February 2, 2017

King Ghidorah 

A three headed two tailed giant dragon who rivals Godzilla.

First appeared in Ghidorah the three headed monster and was the antagonist of the movie before getting destroyed by Godzilla, Rodan and a Mothra Larve.

Spent the rest of the Showa era being controlled by aliens.

In the Heisei series he showed up due to people from the future bringing three Dorats to the place where a Godzillasaurus got turned into Godzilla. He gets completely destroyed in the fight.

Comes back later in the Movie as Mecha King Ghidora and dies while almost killing Godzilla

In the millenium series shows up as a Hero to fight Godzilla and dies

Monster X turns into Keiser Ghidorah who almost Defeats Godzilla before getting the beat down of his life.

In the animated Godzilla trilogy shows up in the most anticlimactic battle ever before running away.

Will show up in 2019's Godzilla King of the Monsters on May 31st
King Ghidorah is controlled by aliens again, King Ghidorah seems Powerful, King Ghidorah got wrecked by Godzilla again, Why does Monster X have to turn into a monster Godzilla has Killed several times.
King Ghidorah by Godzilla8000 April 18, 2019

guido tuxedo

A tracksuit or warm-up suit. While intended for athletes to wear while on the sidelines at sports events, the guido has adopted the tracksuit as a integral part of his wardrobe. The top portion of the tuxedo should never be zipped up beyond the bottom reaches of the pectoral area of the torso, and is best complimented by an oversized gold crucifix. It can be worn alone, or with a plain white wifebeater, the only acceptable undergarment.
Ahh, yeah... nice guido tuxedo, man. Please tell me you're on your way to the gym or breakdancing lessons or something.
guido tuxedo by Sloppy July 12, 2004

Guidosis 

A condition caused by watching too much Jersey Shore or going to clubs infested with too many guidos and guidettes. Similar to zombie-ism. Orange spray tan may rub off on you, you may find yourself doing the guido first pump, turning up your collar on your white shirt, talking like a douche or picking up skanky bleached blondes or guidettes.
One dude to another: I have a ranging hangover and I woke up with my bluetooth in my ear and there was orange spray tan on my white shirt and the collar was up! WTF!!

Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!
Guidosis by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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