ghostbating

Masturbation in plain sight, nearly undetectable to anyone, even upon closer inspection.

No one knew I was ghostbating during the commercial breaks of South Park.

by Stricker March 13, 2008

ghostgaming

A youtuber and livestreamer on twitch.tv who has a strong connection with his fans and streams most days, he's also pretty damn funny and enjoys begging for pizza.

"Man, I missed ghostgamings stream"
"Awww what! No way he got sooo drunk!"

by Aceguy134 November 25, 2013

ghostfarting

The vile practice of passing gas in someone’s immediate space and then quickly relocating before they actually smell it.

That sly fucker is a ghostfarting genius, he has managed to elevate it to an art form.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021

ghosturbating

When you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you proceed to masturbate so it feels like you are being jerked off by a ghost, or invisible spectral force.

"Man, I was getting so bored of normal wanking I tried ghosturbating... it felt great!"

by Long Tao November 3, 2007

Ghostexting

When a friend makes plans by text message, then stands you up.

Monika is constantly making plans then not keeping her word. When the bitch sends me a text with some excuse, I will use "ghostexting" and <ignore> her, and give her a taste of her own medicine.

by Valleymax May 15, 2011

ghostbaiting

A term for an adjacent phenomenon to ghosting, in which someone you have been interacting with through text or social media doesn't ignore you altogether, but instead takes 3 days to reply to you, and does it in perfunctory, monosyllabic fashion hoping that you'll get the drift and disappear for them.

Hey dude, how’s it going with you and Jennifer?

Not great. She only responds every couple days with one-word texts, I think she’s ghostbaiting me.

by BandH8r August 16, 2019

GhostGaming

Youtuber with a gnarly beard and a nack for livestreaming.

Guy 1:Dude did you see GhostGaming's new video?
Guy 2:Yea it was awesome!

by Arch Duke Riggermyer November 28, 2013