ghostbaiting

A term for an adjacent phenomenon to ghosting, in which someone you have been interacting with through text or social media doesn't ignore you altogether, but instead takes 3 days to reply to you, and does it in perfunctory, monosyllabic fashion hoping that you'll get the drift and disappear for them.

Hey dude, how’s it going with you and Jennifer?

Not great. She only responds every couple days with one-word texts, I think she’s ghostbaiting me.

by BandH8r August 16, 2019

ghostfarting

The vile practice of passing gas in someone’s immediate space and then quickly relocating before they actually smell it.

That sly fucker is a ghostfarting genius, he has managed to elevate it to an art form.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021

ghostbating

Masturbation in plain sight, nearly undetectable to anyone, even upon closer inspection.

No one knew I was ghostbating during the commercial breaks of South Park.

by Stricker March 13, 2008

ghostbusting

Ghostbusting is an act named by crack dealers, when crack heads continually look and pick up things on the side walk that they presume to be crack cocaine. When a crack head had his last hit he thinks he might find one more hit somewhere scattered on the ground.

yo man you see that fiend ghostbusting right in the middle of the road?

by deebo slice November 23, 2010

Ghostbusting

The act of two or more males pissing in the same toilet or trough. The trick is not to cross the streams.

Buddy1: "Guy I need to take a piss"
Buddy2: "I do too but there is a huge line for the toilet"
Buddy1: "Let's GHOSTBUST"

by Pete Za October 6, 2003

Ghostbusting

When a guy cuts 2 eye holes and a penis hole in a nice 700 thread count Egyptian cotton white bed sheet, then sneaks into a bedroom where a girl is sleeping and proceeds to stand over her on the bed while masterbating and screaming a ghostly chant of "Woooo-Booooo" and sounds like that. When the girl wakes up she is terrified by the ghost and then the guy finishes with a Slimer to the face as he says "You've been Ghostbusted Bitch" As he runs away so his identity is not know he yells "I'm a ghost, you cant see me"

My girl took a nap yesterday so Slimed her in the eye with my baby yogert while ghostbusting, she never saw me cumming

by Big Silent Ninja August 11, 2010

Ghostbusting

The act of inhaling someone else's smoke rings

"I've been blowing good smoke rings all day!"
"yeah but Dude has been Ghostbusting them all day!"

by Brown_bear December 15, 2009