ghostfarting

The vile practice of passing gas in someone’s immediate space and then quickly relocating before they actually smell it.

That sly fucker is a ghostfarting genius, he has managed to elevate it to an art form.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021

ghostbating

Masturbation in plain sight, nearly undetectable to anyone, even upon closer inspection.

No one knew I was ghostbating during the commercial breaks of South Park.

by Stricker March 13, 2008

ghostbaiting

A term for an adjacent phenomenon to ghosting, in which someone you have been interacting with through text or social media doesn't ignore you altogether, but instead takes 3 days to reply to you, and does it in perfunctory, monosyllabic fashion hoping that you'll get the drift and disappear for them.

Hey dude, how’s it going with you and Jennifer?

Not great. She only responds every couple days with one-word texts, I think she’s ghostbaiting me.

by BandH8r August 16, 2019

Ghostwarding

(v.) when one places themself in a dangerous situation in hopes that a person they have romantic feelings in will come and save them.

Like in the second Twilight movie when Bella keeps doing stuff so she can see the ghost of Edward, or whatever that was.

“I don’t get why she keeps going out to parties alone, without any friends. It’s really dangerous.”
“Dude she’s ghostwarding you”

“Can you believe he got himself a motorcycle and is taking it on the highway? He doesn’t even have a permit yet.”
“That’s because he’s ghostwarding you”

by Franklin.is.a.turtle November 3, 2021

ghostcatting

To ghost during the middle of streaming for an excessive amount of time.

GhostcatJoypad was ghostcatting again while I was watching his stream.

by theLionKing2in3D July 20, 2023