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ghostbating 

Masturbation in plain sight, nearly undetectable to anyone, even upon closer inspection.
No one knew I was ghostbating during the commercial breaks of South Park.
ghostbating by Stricker March 13, 2008

ghostbaiting 

A term for an adjacent phenomenon to ghosting, in which someone you have been interacting with through text or social media doesn't ignore you altogether, but instead takes 3 days to reply to you, and does it in perfunctory, monosyllabic fashion hoping that you'll get the drift and disappear for them.
Hey dude, how’s it going with you and Jennifer?

Not great. She only responds every couple days with one-word texts, I think she’s ghostbaiting me.
ghostbaiting by BandH8r August 16, 2019

Ghostwarding

(v.) when one places themself in a dangerous situation in hopes that a person they have romantic feelings in will come and save them.

Like in the second Twilight movie when Bella keeps doing stuff so she can see the ghost of Edward, or whatever that was.
“I don’t get why she keeps going out to parties alone, without any friends. It’s really dangerous.”
Dude she’s ghostwarding you”

“Can you believe he got himself a motorcycle and is taking it on the highway? He doesn’t even have a permit yet.”
“That’s because he’s ghostwarding you”

ghostcatting

To ghost during the middle of streaming for an excessive amount of time.
GhostcatJoypad was ghostcatting again while I was watching his stream.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026