*Man 1 hands Man 2 a piece of paper*
Man 2: Huh, I never knew that " Neil Armstrong "spelled backwards was " Gnorts, Mr. Alien"
Man 1: Did we send him to the moon, or did we send him BACK to the moon?
Man 2: You're a fucking dumb-ass, Steve.
A gaseous cloud of flatulence that is large enough to fully blanket a large city.
It was an astounding and ginormous fartcloud, one that was at least a thousand times larger than the largest clusterfart ever measured by fartologists.
A female who is typically referred to as a "Ginormous Boob Skank" is usually a low-standard brainless woman with massively over-sized silicone breasts.
This type of woman tends to be "fake" from top to bottom and will, of course, use her unnatural attributes to hypnotize every single males crossing her path in order to get what she wants. A ginormous boob skank also starves for fame and fortune by seducing or sleeping with famous wealthy men who grabbed her attention at the mall, in a club or even on the streets.
Naomi Nguyen, a former San Jose stripper, turned into a wannabe Hollywood actress, and desperately looking for her minute in the spotlight, was referred to as "ginormous boob skank" by the online media TMZ.
This petite Vietnamese girl had been stalking olympic gold medalist swimmer Michael Phelp several times, by showing her over-sized attributes in the streets of Los Angeles, CA. She tried in vain to seduce him in front of TV cameras to gain the attention of the sensational press in 2008.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.