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malparido 

A Spanish word that literally means "miscarried" ("malparto" means "miscarriage"), but is often used as an insult.
In practical usage, it is very similar to the English "bastard", seeing how the Spanish term "bastardo" is seldom if ever used as an insult by native speakers and means, very literally, an illegitimate child.
Call someone "miscarried" in English, or "bastardo" in Spanish, and they'll look at you funny. Call them a "malparido" or a "bastard" and they will take offense.
Ese flaco es un malparido del orto
(Literal: That guy is miscarried through the a**)
(Paraphrased: That guy is one rat bastard)
malparido by Ian Sean Montgomery February 14, 2007
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malparido 

A spanish curse. Literal translation is "ill-birthed". Usually directed at someone (unlike "fuck", which can be directed at no one in particular). Pretty much means "son of a bitch" in English.
¿Que hiciste, viejo malparido?
malparido by Monode January 23, 2007

malparido 

This colombian and "not only paisa" word is said to an unbearable person who has been hated since the moment of being born. Who ever is called "malparido" in Colombia, not only is insulted but the fool of everybody around.
Mi jefe es un malparido.
malparido by lilian matisse January 28, 2010

malparido 

its a spanish curse. more of a colombian word from the people from certain parts of colombia called paisas...it means like dumbass or asshole but its a real bad curse word if said to a colombian
spanish: ese malparido si jode la vida!
english: that fuckin malparido is a bitch!

malarious 

(Ma-lar-i|ous) Derived from the words "malaria" and "hilarious" < Something Grim yet hilariously funny; pertaining to a bizzaro, madcap humor (Looney Tunes) but also something Grim or Evil (Grim & Evil). Mostly used in a positive fashion.
Invader Zim was unfortunately cancelled, despite the fact that it was outrageously malarious.
malarious by Matthew Ebisu May 11, 2007

malparida piroba 

In Colombia it's used to demean a person just the same way like gonorrea, garbimba, etc
ella se hace la más boba, malparida piroba
malparida piroba by rrobador May 26, 2016
Argentinian slang. Means that something is terrible/bad.
Malardo ese meme.

That meme is malardo
Malardo by Fatuka September 12, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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