geurts
Look he has geurts!
geurts by 1234944994 April 11, 2017
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gurtschnurger by analfunnyjuice September 4, 2018
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Geurtsm • geurts • Geertsen • gertsayn • Gertsid • geburtstag • geburtstagsfier • geurshline • geurten • geurtz
geurtzed
1. (n) A failure at life
2. (v, -ed) To thoroughly and completely screw up something
3. (n) A mooch, particularly one who does so without asking
4. (v) To mooch, particular doing so without asking
2. (v, -ed) To thoroughly and completely screw up something
3. (n) A mooch, particularly one who does so without asking
4. (v) To mooch, particular doing so without asking
1. You're living at home with no job or prospects? God, man, stop being a geurtz.
2. Wow. You totally geurtzed that up.
3. He's a total geurtz; he's sleeping on my couch and I didn't even invite him over.
4. Don't geurtz my chips, man, I was saving those for the party.
2. Wow. You totally geurtzed that up.
3. He's a total geurtz; he's sleeping on my couch and I didn't even invite him over.
4. Don't geurtz my chips, man, I was saving those for the party.
geurtzed by Jason Renkin February 22, 2007
Gertsid
Gertsid is an oldgen audio maker, who joined Roblox 2014.
He is from Australia, was born on the date 3rd September, 2000.
He is known for owning Gert Society (2019-2020), which was deleted on 2020 and never rebuilt.
Gertsid is also a clothing maker for group Gert.
He is known by many oldgens, newgens.
He is from Australia, was born on the date 3rd September, 2000.
He is known for owning Gert Society (2019-2020), which was deleted on 2020 and never rebuilt.
Gertsid is also a clothing maker for group Gert.
He is known by many oldgens, newgens.
Gertsid by DogEater445 December 15, 2020
Geerts
Any urban apple farmer, with an underlying crush on his sister. Believes strongly in Scientology
Resembles an angry bear with his addiction to sugar and honey. Loves to eat dutchie donuts for dinner.
Resembles an angry bear with his addiction to sugar and honey. Loves to eat dutchie donuts for dinner.
Geerts by MWlookalike April 29, 2011
GurtSquirt
The act of relieving ones-self by urinating, deficaing and regurgitating into the same toilet bowl.
Most commonly practiced in toilets that dont belong to you,(it gets rough). Ex: at an open house, in a resturaunt, churches, hospitals, gas stations ect...
Variations: UpperDecker GurtSquirt, DoubleDeckerGurtSquirt (some up top, some down below. this takes some practice) Sink GurtSqurit, Porch GurtSquirt. SheSquirt(ladies) G-Squirt (for short)
Most commonly practiced in toilets that dont belong to you,(it gets rough). Ex: at an open house, in a resturaunt, churches, hospitals, gas stations ect...
Variations: UpperDecker GurtSquirt, DoubleDeckerGurtSquirt (some up top, some down below. this takes some practice) Sink GurtSqurit, Porch GurtSquirt. SheSquirt(ladies) G-Squirt (for short)
KURTS GOT THE GurtSquirt!!!
I just GurtSquirted all up in that bathroom, I feel bad for the next guy..
I just GurtSquirted all up in that bathroom, I feel bad for the next guy..
GurtSquirt by WhoWantsSomeGurt? October 21, 2011
gertsayn
A dumbass who fucks up everything has a horrible life and just doesn't know anything is really intelligent but a retard at heart and addicted to one thing at a time
gertsayn by Citric Bucyrus March 24, 2023
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