An inheritable mental disorder. Wasting your time until you receive money you have never worked for. Engaging in a dead end job that leads to no promotion. A bum. An unwanted person in society.
Aieee, that guy is such a geurtz.
John, why do you have to be such a guertz around Christmas?
We always knew he'd turn out a geurtz working seven years at Kentucky Friend Chicken.
That geurtz eats way too many nutty bars.
John, why do you have to be such a guertz around Christmas?
We always knew he'd turn out a geurtz working seven years at Kentucky Friend Chicken.
That geurtz eats way too many nutty bars.
by Loyola Donnelly November 9, 2008
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(verb)
To stealthily pick up the tab in a social situation before others are aware or have a chance to ask for the tab themselves.
(verb)
To stealthily pick up the tab in a social situation before others are aware or have a chance to ask for the tab themselves.
I was gertzed at Waffle House by my girlfriend when I went to the restroom; I wish I had known so I could have treated myself to extra bacon with breakfast. #sugarmama
Bill and Christie arrived at dinner before the rest of the family and gave the waitress their credit card so they could gertz the rest of the family at the end of the meal.
Bill and Christie arrived at dinner before the rest of the family and gave the waitress their credit card so they could gertz the rest of the family at the end of the meal.
by La-más-chingona December 23, 2017
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Get the Skrttzy Gertzy mug.1. (n) A failure at life
2. (v, -ed) To thoroughly and completely screw up something
3. (n) A mooch, particularly one who does so without asking
4. (v) To mooch, particular doing so without asking
2. (v, -ed) To thoroughly and completely screw up something
3. (n) A mooch, particularly one who does so without asking
4. (v) To mooch, particular doing so without asking
1. You're living at home with no job or prospects? God, man, stop being a geurtz.
2. Wow. You totally geurtzed that up.
3. He's a total geurtz; he's sleeping on my couch and I didn't even invite him over.
4. Don't geurtz my chips, man, I was saving those for the party.
2. Wow. You totally geurtzed that up.
3. He's a total geurtz; he's sleeping on my couch and I didn't even invite him over.
4. Don't geurtz my chips, man, I was saving those for the party.
by Jason Renkin February 22, 2007
Get the geurtzed mug.A destiny streamer who is established in the destiny dad community, typically as a dad himself and can be compared to other famous YouTube that live in London. Gertzaas also tend to get carried by Charqis as the two are attracted to one another via their sheer love for their fans.
YO i was watching that Gertzaa hang out with all the destiny dads last night on stream and they were talking about eating watermelon
by Fat.Charqi February 27, 2021
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Get the Geurtsm mug.When you sitting on the throne and you drop the perfect fat turd, the one that comes out solid, fast and clean. It hits the water in the bowl true and straight, like a cliff diver in the championship finals! And as the perfect torpedo of howdy ho hanky the Christmas Poo propels itself in to the depths of the toilet bowel it shoots a perfectly aimed back draft jet of toilet water straight up to hit your puckered chocolate star fish ! You get a little shiver from the cold shot to your naught, but at the same time smile with the satisfaction of just having dropped the perfect turd.
by Chunkydaddy July 29, 2023
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