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An inheritable mental disorder. Wasting your time until you receive money you have never worked for. Engaging in a dead end job that leads to no promotion. A bum. An unwanted person in society.
Aieee, that guy is such a geurtz.

John, why do you have to be such a guertz around Christmas?

We always knew he'd turn out a geurtz working seven years at Kentucky Friend Chicken.

That geurtz eats way too many nutty bars.
by Loyola Donnelly October 23, 2006
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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