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Geertsen

The act of randomly squeezing a man’s penis when erect, typically done by a horny female
Sally was so excited to see Randy’s, she squeezed his penis so hard, he yelled “Geertsen!”
by Merriam Webster’s Husband October 9, 2025
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Geertsen

The act of randomly squeezing a man’s hard penis, typically done by a horny female.
Sally was so excited to see Randy, she randomly squeezed his penis so hard, he yelled “Geertsen!”
by Merriam Webster’s Husband October 9, 2025
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geerten

Someone who lives in the Netherlands. Who loves patat and matchup
Person 1: Have you met Geerten?
Person 2: Yeah, I met him this morning.
by SmollMuffin November 16, 2020
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