Geertsen 

The act of randomly squeezing a man’s penis when erect, typically done by a horny female

Sally was so excited to see Randy’s, she squeezed his penis so hard, he yelled “Geertsen!”

Geertsen by Merriam Webster’s Husband October 9, 2025

Geertsen 

The act of randomly squeezing a man’s hard penis, typically done by a horny female.

Sally was so excited to see Randy, she randomly squeezed his penis so hard, he yelled “Geertsen!”

Geertsen by Merriam Webster’s Husband October 9, 2025

geerten 

Someone who lives in the Netherlands. Who loves patat and matchup

Person 1: Have you met Geerten?
Person 2: Yeah, I met him this morning.

geerten by SmollMuffin November 16, 2020