geurten

a human, usually a girl who is like totally HOBZEZZED and in love with famous hockey player Sidney Crosby #87 on the Pittsburg Penguins Age, 21???

did you hear her last night she was being such a geurten, all she could talk about was Sidney Crosby and what their wedding would look like

by Kath22407 May 8, 2008

gerten

A person who goes around fucking the nastiest girls in the area. The type of guy to get greasy with the county whore and act like it wasn’t disgusting

Guy 1: did you fuck that nasty snatch down south a ways?

Guy 2: Yeah, where’s the problem?

Guy 1: dude you’re the biggest Gerten ever

by The_coochie_man February 17, 2023

geerten

Someone who lives in the Netherlands. Who loves patat and matchup

Person 1: Have you met Geerten?
Person 2: Yeah, I met him this morning.

by SmollMuffin November 16, 2020

Gurten

A healthy crackhead who usually dates a girl named kate

Wheres a gurten when you need energy.

by Armedsage75 May 28, 2021