geurten

a human, usually a girl who is like totally HOBZEZZED and in love with famous hockey player Sidney Crosby #87 on the Pittsburg Penguins Age, 21???

did you hear her last night she was being such a geurten, all she could talk about was Sidney Crosby and what their wedding would look like

geurten by Kath22407 May 8, 2008

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gerten

A person who goes around fucking the nastiest girls in the area. The type of guy to get greasy with the county whore and act like it wasn’t disgusting

Guy 1: did you fuck that nasty snatch down south a ways?

Guy 2: Yeah, where’s the problem?

Guy 1: dude you’re the biggest Gerten ever

gerten by The_coochie_man February 17, 2023

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geerten

Someone who lives in the Netherlands. Who loves patat and matchup

Person 1: Have you met Geerten?
Person 2: Yeah, I met him this morning.

geerten by SmollMuffin November 16, 2020

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Gurten

A healthy crackhead who usually dates a girl named kate

Wheres a gurten when you need energy.

Gurten by Armedsage75 May 28, 2021

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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