Geerts

Any urban apple farmer, with an underlying crush on his sister. Believes strongly in Scientology

Resembles an angry bear with his addiction to sugar and honey. Loves to eat dutchie donuts for dinner.
Girl - You bagged yourself a GEERTS?!?
Other girl - Yeah, he was peeing sugar
by MWlookalike April 11, 2011
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