GurtSquirt 

The act of relieving ones-self by urinating, deficaing and regurgitating into the same toilet bowl.
Most commonly practiced in toilets that dont belong to you,(it gets rough). Ex: at an open house, in a resturaunt, churches, hospitals, gas stations ect...

Variations: UpperDecker GurtSquirt, DoubleDeckerGurtSquirt (some up top, some down below. this takes some practice) Sink GurtSqurit, Porch GurtSquirt. SheSquirt(ladies) G-Squirt (for short)

KURTS GOT THE GurtSquirt!!!

I just GurtSquirted all up in that bathroom, I feel bad for the next guy..

GurtSquirt by WhoWantsSomeGurt? October 21, 2011

Iceland gurt squirt 

The act of freezing a go-gurt then shoving it up the rectum to let it unthaw then proceeding to excrete it into someone’s mouth.

“I think she’s the one Josh, she hit me with the Iceland Gurt Squirt and I fell in love.”

Iceland gurt squirt by DeenGullberri January 3, 2023