gerrat

Very loud and can sometimes anoy you but at the end he is still funny but weird sometimes and he is obsessed with bananas and can always be funny always tell he annoys you and usually is not his real name his real name is usually John

Wow he’s weird but funny
He’s a Gerrat

by Poopy Butt January 1, 2018

Gernat Shuffle

Dancing in someone's living room masturbating while using chewing tobacco as lube.

Carrie left to go to the pharmacy and when she came back she caught Rob doing the Gernat Shuffle.

by Carandil April 17, 2010

geriatric-mandering

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.

Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?

by CookPu69 February 2, 2020

Garratt

The word refers to a penis below the length of three inches,common in people who have a significant body mass, usually shriveled and infertile.

fuck man, i was diagnosed with a garratt yesterday.

by Shit white air forces January 5, 2019

Geriatric Profanity Disorder

A common medical disorder in which a cantankerous, old, senior citizen will not stop swearing. Usually directed toward ungrateful "youngsters" meaning anyone from 1 to 55 years of age.

The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They've lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you're gonna get a cane upside your head.

Also known as G.P.D.

Example 1

Person 1: Man, can you believe Craig's creepy uncle? I was just walking by his room, minding my own business, when he poked me with his cane and called me a no good poncy faggot.

Person 2: Yeah dude, he's got a bad case of G.P.D. I'm getting him Brad Goodman's self-help video this Christmas.

Example 2:

Doctor: I'm afraid it doesn't look good Mister Daniels. You have an advanced case of Geriatric Profanity Disorder, and I'm going to have to advise immediate euthanasia.

Mr. Daniels: Speak up you pompous son of a bitch!

by Lord Fossilwick of Sussexshire January 14, 2010

Garratied

When you go out for a drink and your friends encourage you to drink a much higher amount of alcohol than you ever would have.

I was only going for one, then Tess turned up and bought another, before I knew it I was absolutely garratied.

by SilentFox18 June 5, 2018

Geriatric

One who wears their pants up to their armpits and thoroughly enjoys chasing youngsters off the lawn.

What is this geriatric talking about, and why is he trying to feed me hard candy?

by gator13 December 19, 2010