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Hard candy dripping on me 'til my feet are wet
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
by lpvitus October 28, 2009
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Pedo - "Wow, dude! I met some fit hard candy on the chatroom last night!"
by boinus June 11, 2006
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1.) An underage girl between the ages of 12 and 16 who is attractive to older men.

2.) The one Counting Crows album where singer Adam Duritz doesn't seep extremely depressed.
1.) Theres some great hard candy at the middle school over there.

2.) Counting Crows Fan: Last night I was so happy, I was listening to the album "Hard Candy" by Counting Crows!

Other Guy: Isn't that the band with that depressed guy with dreads who sings that song about his penis "Mr. Jones?"
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Oi, I broke my teeth while eating some hard candy the other night !
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An underage girl aged 12 to 16 who is attractive. When she turns 16: It's legal to date her as an adult.
Yvette turns 16, so she goes from hard candy to CANDY!
by Dahlan December 30, 2008
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An erect penis. Called "candy" because bitches like to suck on it as if it were candy.
"Suck on this hard candy bitch!"
by IceWarm December 24, 2004
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