Carandil's definitions

Gernat Shuffle

Dancing in someone's living room masturbating while using chewing tobacco as lube.

Carrie left to go to the pharmacy and when she came back she caught Rob doing the Gernat Shuffle.

by Carandil April 17, 2010

Raines Shuffle

Masterbating while playing pokemon and taking a dump.

Dude, I think Jeremy is in the bathroom doing the Raines Shuffle.

by Carandil June 10, 2010

iPad Nano

A piece of shit that breaks from a 5 inch fall.

I was taking a dump and dropped my iPad Nano in the toilet.

by Carandil April 18, 2010