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geriatric X

A person that was born in the early part of the generation X generation (1965-1981).
My brother is so geriatric X, he does not know anything about Facebook and still spends his time on MySpace.
by brbbri December 14, 2008
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Geriatric Gen-Xer

Geriatric Gen-Xers are a specific subsection of Gen-Xers. They typically drive crossover SUVs and lifted pickup with Salt Life, Punisher, Calvin urinating on the competition Logo vehicle or Life Laugh Love stickers on the back windows.

These folks will still have a Tasmanian Devil or Tweety Bird tattoo somewhere on their body. They were the first adopters of the Farmhouse esthetic . They joke about not being like their boomer parents but they’re worse in someways.

They’re usually bigoted than their Millennial counterparts, don’t believe in vaccines or climate change, and are mostly also the parents of Gen Z children.

Geriatric Gen-Xers typically do not comprehend the causes that younger generations about. Geriatric Gen-Xers also have a tendency to "stand their ground” and act like everybody else is wrong and they’re always right.
“Look at Uncle Donnie, that Geriatric Gen-Xer posting about how he was a latch key kid again, bragging about all the Nintendo’s his parents could afford because their mortgage was paid off by the time he was 10.”
by LilyDeflower March 24, 2023
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geriatric-mandering

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.
Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?
by CookPu69 February 2, 2020
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Geriatric Profanity Disorder

A common medical disorder in which a cantankerous, old, senior citizen will not stop swearing. Usually directed toward ungrateful "youngsters" meaning anyone from 1 to 55 years of age.

The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They've lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you're gonna get a cane upside your head.

Also known as G.P.D.
Example 1

Person 1: Man, can you believe Craig's creepy uncle? I was just walking by his room, minding my own business, when he poked me with his cane and called me a no good poncy faggot.

Person 2: Yeah dude, he's got a bad case of G.P.D. I'm getting him Brad Goodman's self-help video this Christmas.

Example 2:

Doctor: I'm afraid it doesn't look good Mister Daniels. You have an advanced case of Geriatric Profanity Disorder, and I'm going to have to advise immediate euthanasia.

Mr. Daniels: Speak up you pompous son of a bitch!
by Lord Fossilwick of Sussexshire January 14, 2010
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Geriatric

One who wears their pants up to their armpits and thoroughly enjoys chasing youngsters off the lawn.
What is this geriatric talking about, and why is he trying to feed me hard candy?
by gator13 December 19, 2010
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geriatric

n. A general term for an elderly person or senior citizen. Derived from the word "Geriatrics" (A type of medicine prescribed to the elderly)
Man... for a geriatric... Brett Farve sure can throw that pigskin.
by Smurf September 29, 2008
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geriatric fuck

A memorable quote said by Will Ferrell in the popular 2008 comedy film "Step Brothers".
From the film,

Dr. Robert Doback (Father): "You jagaloons! You're failures! FAILURES!"
Brennan Huff (Will Ferrell): "Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck!"

YouTube Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-mXKIs0jyI
by HolyDumbFuck June 1, 2010
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