farve

v.i - to vacillate between options to the point of extreme frustration of innocent bystanders.

"Because I kept farving over whether to get the soup or the salad, the waitress threw her order pad at me, broke down and wept, and left the restaurant."

"If you farve too long over whether to propose to your girlfriend, she'll leave you, even though she loves you."

by koo-tay August 18, 2009

farve

to give something up, that you really have no intention of actually giving up.

From: www.textsfromlastnight.com

(361): I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
(1-361): Def the best call fo sho
(361): That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.

by Farve September 2, 2009

farve

the meat that comes from humans

I had a farve burger for dinner last night.

by galarga April 4, 2007

Farve

A long lasting and/or lingering fart resulting from the consumption of German food and/or from a German person. It is in reference to Brett Farve's long-standing career and when possible, to be spoken in a German/Arnold Schwarzenegger accent.

OMG, light a match! That Farve smells so bad and won't stop lingering.

by Dani doesn't like sports December 21, 2010

Farve-Fetched

Something that is nowhere near believeable. Almost to the point where its annoying. Cough Cough Brett Farve.

Joe: Yo dude did you hear brett farve is coming out of retirment?
Mike: WOW...JUST WOW.. thats mad Farve-Fetched

by Stevie Rockahoee August 22, 2009

farve'd

The act of taking a seemingly sure victory and turning it into defeat.

Did you see the game last night? I can't believed he farve'd at the end!

by badmutha44 January 29, 2010

farve'd

sending a dick pic to someone without notice

Kevin farve'd me last night.

by kanklettes November 4, 2010