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Gargunduant 

1. (adjective) Used to describe something that is so horrifically disgusting and disturbing that you sometimes can't bear to be in its presence.
Me:"Are you really pooping on the carpet?"
Man:"Yes"
Me"That's just gargunduant"
Gargunduant by LogLog1919 September 3, 2012
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gergu • herguly gerguly • Gerg • Gergő • Gergis • Gergo • Gengu • Géraud • gergana • Gergely
Gergana is a beautiful girl. She is quiet before she gets comfortable with you, but once you get to know her it would be worth it. Gergana is hilarious and the most kind girl. She is the type who hides her sadness, to make others happy. She doesn't judge people by their looks or the first impression. Gergana may get her heart broken many times, but she is the strongest person you will meet. Letting go of her would be a great loss for you. She also has one of the most amazing bodies you'll see.
"She's the most beautiful and kind girl."

"I know, that's Gergana!"
gergana by gphxo January 9, 2018

Jody_Gerut 

An IGN user whose antics on the boards have caused a great amount of controversy. Jody came out of nowhere in the summer of '07 when some comments by Ichiro about the city of Cleveland caused a ruckus. He burst onto the baseball board spewing his crap about how Ichiro was scum and claimed to write a letter a week to Bud Selig until action was taken. Since then, Jody has been the center of all the attention on the sports boards. He claims to be a tae kwon do expert, former gang member, sex expert, and a major league ready pitcher, among many other things. While doing all of this, he somehow manages to find the time to report every little thing he thinks is against the board rules from the sports boards. When things don't go his way, he claims there is an agenda against him. His hatred for anything that does not favor Cleveland is also well documented. It is unclear if Jody is stupid or just insane, but no matter what, he will always fight the good fight with his drive and determination for excellence.
I'm Jody_Gerut and I will fight the good fight until action is taken! I've had enough of your BS. Keep doubting me, it only makes me stronger!
Jody_Gerut by Benjamin Curtis January 12, 2008

gerfunkenrub 

A substitute word for any sexual reference. Refers to nothing specifically but sounds extremely dirty.

Ger-funk-in-rub
John got his gerfunkenrub juice all over my shoes.

I just went to see him gerfunkenrub his gherkin.
gerfunkenrub by JocelynAlyssa October 6, 2007
A person who is the embodiment of garbage. One who posses the physical qualities of garbage. Not one in sanitation, but someone who is garbage. An adjective used as a noun.
Ben: Wow , Mike is being total garbage right now.
Ryan: Ya, he is a Gerund!!
An ethiopian and genius at birth. Gerum is the smartest person you'll ever meet. Often goes by the name tha genius. Also gives great advice on everything regardless the category and really funny . Greatest talents are doing the dougie and frustrating people. Greatest friend you'll ever have. Overall, a keeper.
Leah : should I wear a blue or a green shirt

Becky : I don't know, let's ask Gerum
Gerum by Jeromiethehomie February 14, 2015
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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