n. Commonly known as Greg, a Gerg is basically a synonym for any human being with the name Greg. Being a Gerg, however, it also means that the person is incredibly handsome with a satisfying penis.
A local legend that lives in the central Queensland area of Australia. He grew up with his father slaying tonnes of Spanish, pigs, crows and pretty much anything that moves. To put into perspective of the size of the pile of the stuff that this legend has taken, think of the Empire State Building and times it by 50. That’s before smoko by the way. He’s taught sons, nieces and nephews how to slay anything. Once someone has been summoned with this skill set they have been ‘gerged’.
Mitchel went fishing with gerg and caught 26 blue salmon for the afternoon, he has now been ‘gerged’
A condition that causes alcohol induced autism, and "bar retardness." Gergs go to extreme lengths to get viciously intoxicated as early as 10 am on a Saturday. Can also be used as a verb.
After taking a full stick and a 20 second pull of Crown Russe, a man took on the persona of Gerg.