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n. Commonly known as Greg, a Gerg is basically a synonym for any human being with the name Greg. Being a Gerg, however, it also means that the person is incredibly handsome with a satisfying penis.
Omg, i just hooked up with that gerg over there.

That gerg has the best dick ever!

Oh great, another gerg at the party
by ulrich von gradwitz March 02, 2010
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Gerg is one bad ass mofo who constantly gets poon and does drive bys. If nothing else a gerg is a straight Bone Thug.
person 1 - Damn man! That nigga is a fuckin' gerg yo.
person 2 - I'd fuck him...
by Gerg =) September 15, 2004
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someone that very very rarely gets sex
what a gerg, he hasn't a root since that foul smelling granny raped him up the bum with a zucchini
by bucket! February 21, 2003
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One of great cynicism and wisdom
Gerg's prophecies:
1. People Shit Me
3. Just Leave Me The Fuck Alone
4. Bring back Hunters
5. The Truth Hurts
by Rachel February 22, 2003
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Someone rachel wishes whe was more like
"Damn, I wish I was more of a Gerg", Rachel said.
by Anonymous February 22, 2003
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