gengu

The 12 year old weeb Shadowburn wannabe Genji main that is somehow everywhere at once, including your mother. They are stuck in bronze.

Person 1: "How was Comp yesterday?"
Person 2: Kinda shit; we had a Gengu on our team"
Person 1: "Damn. GG!"

gengu by anonymous November 26, 2017

Gengu

A way to play genji in Overwatch

how to play Gengu:
to play the game Overwatch correct you need to become a pro Gengu main! Never ever play anything else than Gengu. Dont watch anyone other than shadder2k and seagull play. (those are pro gengu players)

if you die always blame your healers, remember you are never wrong when you play Gengu. infact while you spawncamp the other team (Because you are a pro) remember to "spam i need healing" if you are at 199/200 health because you are the most important hero on the battlefield.

optional: get a katana. Many people say this is a must, but these are only for the top Gengu players in the world, like our Gengu lord and saviour shadder2k and A_seagull.

Gengu main: i play Gengu in Overwatch

Gengu main: I need Healing"

Gengu by GENGUMAIn March 1, 2017

Gengu

A term used instead of Genji, a sort of slang wich developed over the first year of Overwatch.

Other examples such as Monkey or Monka instead of Winston is also used in the Competetetive voice communication.

That Gengu over there is low.
The Monkey/Monka is diving in.

Gengu by Mr Poool November 19, 2017

Genghis Khan's laws 

Genghis Khan developed the Yassa code of laws. There were a lot of laws that existed in the Yassa code, but the most significant are listed below:

- There is only one God

- All religions are to be respected and the government should show no preference to any one religion

- Under penalty of death, no man can proclaim himself to be emperor unless he has been elected by a council of Mongol Nobles

- Homosexuality is punishable by death

- Adultery is punishable by death

- Children of concubines are legitimate and should receive their fair share of heritage from their father

- No subordinate or official of the Mongol Empire is allowed to take a Mongol in as a slave. All men (with rare exceptions) must join the army

- If a soldier pillages during war before the commanding officer has given him permission, he shall be put to death. But after the permission to pillage has been given to the soldier, he shall be given the same opportunity to carry off his loot as the officer.

- Leaders of a religion (preachers, monks, etc.), physicians, and those who bathe the bodies of the dead are to be freed from public charges.

- It is illegal to cut the throats of animals that are to be slain for food. Instead, the animals are to be bound, have their chest opened, and their hearts pulled out and squeezed by the hunter.

Read about Genghis Khan's wives.
Read about Genghis Khan's accomplishments.

"If one must drink, then let one drink thrice a month, for more is bad. If one gets drunk twice a month, it is better; if one gets drunk once a month, that is better still; and if one doesn't drink at all, that is the best of all." -Genghis Khan

Genghis Khan's Laws were heavily influenced by Mongol morality, and philosophy.

Genghis Khan's laws by CalumetPowder June 9, 2019

Tea Party Genius 

An individual who posesses an extraordinary amount of common sense, which is the only required education for membership in the Tea Party. The person is usually a male, in his forties who has failed in business, marraige and many other endeavors. He therefore shows his common sense by blaming the government, immigrants, teachers, pensioners, scientists, non-evangelicals, non-whites, non-republicans, etc for his failures in life. In doing so, he gains many followers.

Bob was on C-Span today hitting the viewers up with some hardcore common sense. He's a Tea Party Genius.

Tea Party Genius by Saiga12 May 4, 2011

genghis dong

Born in 1234 A.D. "Genghis Dong" (Not to be confused with Genghis Khan) Was a notorious buttfucker who ravaged the entire Eurasian continent with his massive penis. While out on raids with his debaucherous crew, Genghis (also known as "The Donger") would swing his magnificent member violently above his head in an attempt to intimidate his adversaries.

Once the territory he and his men attacked was conquered, Genghis would proceed to corn-hole each and every one of its inhabitants.
Upon retiring in 1274 A.D. he found success as a male stripper, performing at birthday parties and gay Bar Mitzvahs

Wow, that Genghis Dong is one professional wielder of Cock!

genghis dong by Pete Negwaski! October 4, 2017

time genius 

A drippingly sarcastic and insulting nickname to describe a person unable to manage time.

C’mon time genius, for once try to show you are not a complete basket case so we can see the film from the beginning!

time genius by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2019