all those grand and glorious hairstyles women of that era publicly sported - without shame or embarrassment, evidently - only to find themselves forever running scared (especially from new husbands, new boyfriends or partners) of any or all damning photo evidence of such "unfortunate fashion choices" ever seeing the light of day.

New Girlfriend : Ha-ha ! Your mother showed me your high school graduation photo the other day. Boy, did you sport QUITE the mullet back in the day ! What - making certain your football helmet fit nice and snug ? LOL
Me : Sez you ! Have you forgotten what YOU looked like ? Judging from YOUR grad photo, I thought you were one of the Bangles or maybe Sara Jessica Parker's stunt double from 'Square Pegs'.
New Girlfriend : Eeeeeewwwwwww !!!!!! You actually SAW it ?! OMFG - I thought I had burned every known copy of that horrid pic ! Now you'll probably break up with me knowing I once ever looked like that ! I'm cursed, Cursed, CURSED !!!
Me : Big haired ladies of the 'eighties ! LOL

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eightiesed out

1. A derogatory term used to describe anyone/thing behaving or appearing like someone/thing from the eighties. ie. popping one's collar, excessive cocaine use, wearing of cut-off jeans (applies to males only), neon-colored, etc.

2. A term to describe the way you feel after a night of drinking/drug use.

1. He could only be more eightiesed out if he bought a pair of acid-washed jeans.

2. I had to call out from work today because last night left me eightiesed out.

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h-eighties

People who really hates the eighties... the glam rockers, big hair, shoulder pads, spandex, consumerism, parachute pants, the Smurfs, Dynasty, boy bands... the list goes on and on.

I love Olivia Newton-John singing 'Let's Get Physical'... why are you guys such h-eighties??!!

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Eighties Queen

A woman in mid-life who loves eighties music.

Amy just bought Lisa the Pet Shop Boys Documentary. She's such an eighties queen.

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Gaighties

Something that is both gay and from the 1980s. Gay + Eighties = Gaighties

The girls at the office weren’t fans of the company’s new logo. Sara thought the logo’s colors were pulled straight from the flag at the gay pride parade. Tanya felt the logo outdated the company – like the employees should be wearing light peach suits with shoulder padding. Courtney agreed with all the above; it was a very gaighties logo.

Alternate Example: George Michael

Alternate’s Alternate Example: Boy George

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

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