A specific variety of the friendzone, where a female designates a male as her gay best friend, despite that the male is not gay and is in fact sexually interested in her.

We were in her dorm watching Twilight and I was about to grab her boob when she asked me if I thought that Edward or Jacob was hotter, and in that moment I realized that I had been put in the gayzone.

Gayzone by David Davidson II July 25, 2010

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Gaycy

Gaycy, (aka Gay Tracy) is a super hot "self-employed" slore whose wardrobe consists of mostly striped shirts and MJ’s, or Mom-Jeans, which are worn strategically to hide her huge, alluring ass. Gaycy’s hairstyle is typically 80’s, with a healthy set of bangs covering her giant eyebrows. Her eating habits are unusual, as she avoids ketchup at all costs and often complains of being full after eating a single kernel of corn. Gaycy can be seen regularly applying lipstick in restaurants, on the street, and in washrooms as it is eternally coming off, likely due to all the head she’s constantly giving. When it comes to technology, Gaycy doesn’t have a clue, always relying on the men in her life to do such things as turn on the DVD player and “work the camera”.

Eg. "Are you putting on MORE lipstick?! How many BJ's have you given tonight? Slore! You are such a Gaycy!"

Eg.
Shelley: "Can you take my photo in front of the C.N. Tower?"
Gaycy: "Sorry, I don't know how to work the camera. Ed handles that kind of stuff."

Gaycy by Marmar Ramram February 12, 2010

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gayzel

1) n. One of the five original mythical creatures of lore. Said to be created by Homer, the gayzel is at best an enigma whose physical appearance is open to debate. Mythological scholars, most notably Nina Samuels of Harvard Divinity School, contend that the gayzel is the mortal form of the Greek Triumvirate, Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon, and thus shares the physical characteristics of each. In mythology, the gayzel represents the lust of the gods for it only beds virgins, both male and female. The gayzel is first mentioned in the Iliad with subsequently appears in the Odyssey and Malcolm Lowry's Under the Volcano.

2) n. More recently, the term "gayzel" has been attached to promiscuous individuals whose preferences are virgins. While technically ideologically incorrect, this usage has gained increasing acceptance in both mainstream society and academia.

1) "Turn of the head revealed the gayzel..."
-Homer's Iliad p. 886

2) Guy 1: Hey, I've had sex with four women, deflowered them all. Call me the de-virginizer.
Guy 2: The de-virginizer? Really? Questionable. I'll just call you the gayzel.

gayzel by Sean Emory Xu February 16, 2008

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Gayzoned

-The act of being friend-zoned because one gives off the "gay" vibe.

-Being friendzoned based off of having the gay vibe.

Austin:I really thought we had a lot of chemistry, but then she gayzoned me.

Roland:I didn't know you were gay?

Austin:Im not... must be my gay vibe.

Gayzoned by mynameisnotaustin02 December 7, 2012

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