gayzel

1) n. One of the five original mythical creatures of lore. Said to be created by Homer, the gayzel is at best an enigma whose physical appearance is open to debate. Mythological scholars, most notably Nina Samuels of Harvard Divinity School, contend that the gayzel is the mortal form of the Greek Triumvirate, Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon, and thus shares the physical characteristics of each. In mythology, the gayzel represents the lust of the gods for it only beds virgins, both male and female. The gayzel is first mentioned in the Iliad with subsequently appears in the Odyssey and Malcolm Lowry's Under the Volcano.

2) n. More recently, the term "gayzel" has been attached to promiscuous individuals whose preferences are virgins. While technically ideologically incorrect, this usage has gained increasing acceptance in both mainstream society and academia.

1) "Turn of the head revealed the gayzel..."
-Homer's Iliad p. 886

2) Guy 1: Hey, I've had sex with four women, deflowered them all. Call me the de-virginizer.
Guy 2: The de-virginizer? Really? Questionable. I'll just call you the gayzel.

by Sean Emory Xu February 16, 2008

glyzel

is a beautiful girl. She is strong and compassionate to others. She is very caring, and often brings the sun with her when she walks into any room. She is very caring, and can put a smile on your face at any moment. People look to her for advice, as she is good at giving, but not so much receiving. People take advantage of her kindness, and this forces her to be closed off, but will open up to people who she thinks she can trust. She does not show it, but she has gone through a lot, and instead of this affecting her negatively, Glyzelle only brings positives. One negative trait she has is constantly comparing herself to others, putting herself down so she never thinks she's good enough. She is very talented; most likely able to sing. Uses this gift to express how she feels. She is also very athletic, and she does very well in school. Glyzelle is a very partner for a relationship, but tends to let go when something is good. She thinks she'll break that person, and ends up keeping those who break her. Keep trying though, and never give up on her... She just overthinks everything.

Oh Glyzel? Yes I know her! She's very nice and is always laughing.

by Glyzel June 8, 2021

gaycel

An incel that is gay

If Jeff keeps saying that he’ll never get a boyfriend he’s going to become a gaycel.

by FloofyPingas November 9, 2019

The Screaming Gazelle

The act of leaping around your house, completely naked, masturbating and screaming at the same time. This should be performed late at night.

Sister: I woke up to hear screaming last night, turns out my brother was just doing The Screaming Gazelle.
Friend: EWWWWWWWW

by Threshold April 26, 2011

gazellegames

Only the best place to spam IRC to your hearts content just to get your line count up so you can mine vertigos dirty little hole. Also fun with random youtube videos and random semi sounding porno definitions from urban dictionary. Remember to always wear protection when visiting, otherwise it might get a little nasty down below. i

Gazellegames made me itchy

by mrpeepeplace March 7, 2023

gazzelist

The most spectacular person/thing/idea ever. Awesome x10. It's a verb, adjective, noun, adverb, pronoun, article, and any other part of speech it wants to be.

"Dude, that concert last night was freaking gazzelist. I broke my arm in three places."

by about600midgets September 22, 2009

glyzelle

Glyzelle is a beautiful girl. She is strong and compassionate to others. She is very caring, and often brings the sun with her when she walks into any room. She is very caring, and can put a smile on your face at any moment. People look to her for advice, as she is good at giving, but not so much receiving. People take advantage of her kindness, and this forces her to be closed off, but will open up to people who she thinks she can trust. She does not show it, but she has gone through a lot, and instead of this affecting her negatively, Glyzelle only brings positives. One negative trait she has is constantly comparing herself to others, putting herself down so she never thinks she's good enough. She is very talented; most likely able to sing. Uses this gift to express how she feels. She is also very athletic, and she does very well in school. Glyzelle is a very partner for a relationship, but tends to let go when something is good. She thinks she'll break that person, and ends up keeping those who break her. Keep trying though, and never give up on her... She just overthinks everything.

Oh Glyzelle? Yes I know her! She's very nice and is always laughing.

by dragonslayer21 May 12, 2020