A capability that only gay men possess, and that straight men can only dream of possessing. It derives from a part of the gay man's brain that's shaped like Cher, and is absolutely fabulous.

Was that a perfect triple lutz double toe-loop?

Ya man, and that dude's never ice skated before!

Wow, talk about a gaypability.

Gaypability by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

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layability

The measurement of how sexual something or someone is. The ability to get laid or how layable someone is.

"If we buy these stunna shades our layability will dramatically increase."

layability by Tank Thompson February 3, 2008

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Gaypabilities

The quality of having the capabilities to be gay.

That "straight" guy at the bar with the pink scarf has total gaypabilities.

Gaypabilities by Soupaboi November 30, 2010

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grabability

Adjective: grabability is the ability to grab something with more efficiency

While cooking an Italian dinner for our dorm's weekly Italian night, I needed to crush some fresh garlic when suddenly I noticed that I was missing a crushing device. To solve my problem I grabbed a Ziploc bag and sealed the garlic inside. Then with a cutting board I crushed the garlic. Unfortunately the cutting board was slipping because of its little grabability. So I took a pot with two handles, thus giving me more grabability when crushing the garlic inside the stupid plastic bag. Alas the Italian dinner was completed!

grabability by Cooking instructor October 6, 2010

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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