A capability that only gay men possess, and that straight men can only dream of possessing. It derives from a part of the gay man's brain that's shaped like Cher, and is absolutely fabulous.
The level of probable/possible performance possessed by cloak-wearing superheroes like Superman or Batman.
I never could understand why so many famous "good guy" figures wore those long cloaks that conceivably would impede their limbs-and-body movements and thus decrease their capeability to swoop around, engage in swift/strenuous actions, and otherwise fight crime effectively the way they always do.