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Gapeability

The ability to have a strong anal gape made by sex or sex objects
"Jack, you wont believe how much gapeability Sophie has in her ass. She can literally fit anything in it, like really....anything!
Gapeability by Alex Niezgoda March 27, 2015
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gayability 

Anything that has the potential of being gay (i.e Justin Timberlake)
<Kolon> Justin Timberlake has gayability!
<JTimba> NOH SHE DUZNAT!!111111111 lozl~

rapeability 

one's ability or likelihood of being raped
that meth head chick in Evil dead had a high rapeability.
rapeability by ChrisPR September 2, 2013

Gropeability 

To see someone that you would like to grope
Woman 1: What I look for is, is gropeability.

Woman 2: What the hell is Gropeability?

Woman 1: See that guy there? (points at a guys ass)

Woman 2: Oh Dang! yeah thats Gropeability alright. HAHA
Gropeability by AmariRox September 10, 2010

Gaypability 

A capability that only gay men possess, and that straight men can only dream of possessing. It derives from a part of the gay man's brain that's shaped like Cher, and is absolutely fabulous.
Was that a perfect triple lutz double toe-loop?

Ya man, and that dude's never ice skated before!

Wow, talk about a gaypability.
Gaypability by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

grepability 

The ability to grep (also "grep-ability").
Use consistent style conventions to improve the grepability of your code.
grepability by urbancoder October 22, 2019

capeability 

The level of probable/possible performance possessed by cloak-wearing superheroes like Superman or Batman.
I never could understand why so many famous "good guy" figures wore those long cloaks that conceivably would impede their limbs-and-body movements and thus decrease their capeability to swoop around, engage in swift/strenuous actions, and otherwise fight crime effectively the way they always do.
capeability by QuacksO July 21, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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