gay water

A vodka soda water with lemon or lime. A gay mans perfect gateway to a good buzz and a small waistline.

Bar goer: "Can I get two gay waters please?"
Bartender: "Two vodka sodas with lemon coming right up!"

Or

Friend 1: " Oh my god so and so is looking so thin!"
Friend 2: " I know, right! He's only been drinking gay water when he goes out!"

by CJHant22 May 11, 2016

Testing the Gay Waters

The way a gay friend might very slowly introduce the idea that he would like to see if he can convert you.

Man 1: Last night I was talking to one of my buddies online and he told me in the middle of the conversation the he just finished masturbating.

Man 2: Dude I think he was Testing the Gay Waters.

by I got you back September 20, 2009

gay waiter

In poker, a slang term for holding a queen and a three of any suit.

I got dealt a gay waiter in that game of Texas Hold 'Em we played last night.

by rhaps0dy August 4, 2004

Gay Waiter

In poker, having a queen and a three for hole cards, i.e. a queen with a "tray".

Shit, not another gay waiter!

by Bill gronos June 27, 2006

Gay Watermelon

A messy bowl cut hairstyle popular in the year 2019.

Ewwww, that kid Lachie has a weird haircut, looks like a gay watermelon.

by Mr. MiniMuffinMan September 10, 2019

Gay Waiter

a restaurant employee, with a rather unmasculine attire

waiter - sir here's your bill, how about a blowjob?

man - aww jeez...not another gay waiter

by Samos September 1, 2008

Gay Waiter with a Fashion Sense

In poker jargon, your hole cards being a Queen with a 'Tray' Suited.

I cracked his Pocket Aces with the Gay Waiter with a Fashion Sense.

by stro32 May 18, 2010