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your mom gay lol

this is the worst insult you can ever use against someone. this will end their career in one complete swipe.
Preacher: Make sure to-
Me: stfu your mom gay lol
Preacher: dies
your mom gay lol by lil booty wipe January 3, 2018

ur mum gay lol

The ultimate form of an insult. Usually used as a finishing move on the strongest of opponents to show that your intellect is stronger and more advanced.
Person 1: You so lame that not even gravity will pull you closer
You: ur mum gay lol
ur mum gay lol by A center for ants October 30, 2017

Your mum gay lol 

Your mum gay lol is possibly the GREATEST playground insult of all time. With this insult you can end someone’s playground roasting career, even their life. Sometimes comboed with a LOLXD or a savage dab at the end for maximum roast levels
Billy: yo your so gay man
Jeremy: yeah well, your mum gay lol **savage dab**
Billy: oh sorry Jeremy I’m gonna end my roasting career and hang myself on the monkey bars
Your mum gay lol by Itsyaboyhughman February 13, 2018

Ur mom gay lol 

When u wanna win a fight say this but if they say no u after just commit deathpacito
Dickhead: Hey u are have small penis
Me: Yeah well ur mom gay lol
Dickhead: Fuck *runs away*

ur mom gay lol 

A roast originating from the Medieval Times. This had been used in a plethora of arguments throughout the human's existence. "Ur mom gay lol" is known to be the deadliest insult known to any life form in the universe; the lore surrounding it suggests that once this has been said, Earth will be expected to shatter in too many pieces.
Alex: My peepee is very huge, and u have a microscopic peepee
You: Fuck off asshat
Alex: Your just sad that u don't have a peepee
You: First of all speaking fucking English. Second, it is you're. Lastly, ur mom gay lol.
Alex: I don't feel so good
Alex: *fucking dissolves*
ur mom gay lol by Alt._.One June 8, 2018

your mom hella gay lol 

The insult to end all insults. There are no survivors
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