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Galleoning
The sexual act where one defecates on a partner's face, then proceeds to rub said faecal matter into the face with a back and forth motion of the buttocks. The buttock cleavage should form a groove into which the nose slots, providing a guide for this motion.
This was allegedly the act to which Meatloaf referred to in the iconic song lyric: "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that".
This was allegedly the act to which Meatloaf referred to in the iconic song lyric: "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that".
Galleoning by SirReginald January 14, 2011
Gangplank Galleon
Guy 1: I played Gangplank Galleon while fuckin my bitch
Guy 2: what happened after that?
Guy 1: my dick grew 20 inches due to the raw greatness that the music is
Guy 2: what happened after that?
Guy 1: my dick grew 20 inches due to the raw greatness that the music is
Gangplank Galleon by Sudsymemes December 31, 2018
gallons
A unit of volume in the imperial measurement system. Typically used for measuring amounts of liquid to be sold. Rarely used in scientific or any usefull application.
gallons by berkinator August 7, 2005
Gallions Reach
Gallions Reach by Robyn (bob) Elton October 21, 2007
all nine gallons
all nine gallons by wooderman123 February 14, 2017
gallions reach
1. A painful, awkward sex position that involves a person putting (reaching) their hand up into the receiving person's anus.
2. A location in East London, close to Whitechapel and Cyprus
2. A location in East London, close to Whitechapel and Cyprus
1. "me and my wife Carla tried the 'gallions reach' last night, apparently it can be done to men too!"
2. "I'm living at gallions reach at the minute"
2. "I'm living at gallions reach at the minute"
gallions reach by Robyn (bob) Elton October 25, 2007
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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