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Type your definition here...a very shy guy especially when talking to beautiful girls
Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...that boy is a g-joh
g-joh by G-Joh October 29, 2017
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Teabλg Johnson 

Teabλg Johnson is god himself.
Teabλg Johnson by zwreida May 11, 2018

melon-g-johns 

a long john with room on the sides for titties
she falls asleep with me placing her titties in my long johns where her mum sew in bulges on the sides. we call em melon-g-johns.
melon-g-johns by Krkič August 12, 2019

Luke g johnson 

To describe a self obsorbed ass whipe who thinks souly of himself and takes everyones gas
Dude my cars out did you pull a “Luke g johnson”?
Luke g johnson by Snickermydoodle January 19, 2019

John with a G

John with a G or, Gohn <3

John with a g (gohn) is a really cool dude. He likes to go to Kelley’s market and is pretty cool. He likes to hang out with Pedro the banana and his pet frog. They like to get high off mushrooms and sucker juice.
Girl: omg gohn is so hot!

Boy: he prefers the title ‘John with a g’
John with a G by Iris<3 April 28, 2022

Johnny G spot 

a name given to a very sad buy who drives a piece o shit jeep talks to weird ass fucked up girls and got kicked out of community college and drinks lots of jager and smokes frum-unda-cheese cigs after taking mutuple double shots of said jager. oh and has never found a g spot and never will so should just stop trying now
me: damn it kid quit being such a fuckin johnny G spot
kid: im sorry im sorry please stop those harsh words hurt my insides
me: damn right they do that makes you even more of a johnny G you puss
kid: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This boy is unique. You will never find someone as perfect as him. John G will always go with his girlfriend Dayana. His girlfriend loves him. This is John G the best boyfriend, friend, human of the whole planet. He plays the guitar, sings, does music perfectly, what else can you ask for?
This is perfect as well as John G.
John G by S._dc February 1, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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