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To be inadequate at one's job of being an usher and having the inability to rip patron's tickets, seat people, socialize and give directions.

*It is the slang term for being a fake usher; looking like you are an usher but lacking any of the characteristics of one.
That girl sucks, how hard is it to rip a ticket!? Stupid fusher.
fusher by luna21 December 12, 2010
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fisherfiisher 

fisherfiisher is a dude, whose name is Samuel Isaac fisher, he is famous guitarist and singer ( on tiktok )

this is the most talented person you will ever meet in your life, he has such a beautiful voice and you will fall in love with him. 🎣
-im french so i can say that Eiffel for fisherfiisher

- i saw fisherfiisher on my fyp !
fisherfiisher by sigigirl37 April 30, 2021

double-flusher 

When just one flush is not enough to get the job done!
Dude, it must have been that late night taco stand, I had a serious double-flusher this morning. I'm just sayin.......
double-flusher by p mammen August 23, 2011

fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.
Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!
fisher-price modem by Racereaver December 12, 2010

sal fisher 

main character in the indie game, sally face. the coolest.
A: I love Sally Face, Sal Fisher is my favourite.
B: Same, he’s very cash money.
sal fisher by v0cal0id March 7, 2021

carrie fisher 

Carrie Fisher is everyone's space mom. She plays Princess Leia in Star Wars
Carrie Fisher is love. Carrie Fisher is life

double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove

A type of knot eagle scouts haven't even heard of
"I tie knots eagle scouts haven't even heard of. Like the double overhead figure 8 fisherman's bird glove."
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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