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Friends who only seem to come around when they want something or want to try and get something from you. Often they disapear when your birthday, or other events come up where they might feel an obligation to give for a change. They will go long periods of time without calling but then seem to reach you the day before their birthday or when they need to borrow something.
______ is such a fuser. I haven't heard from her in months then she text me like everything is cool asking if I'll come buy her drinks for her birthday.
fuser by cue4u September 13, 2011
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We all know that a 'user' is someone (a supposed friend) who is only ever there for you if it suits that person, or no-one else is around.

Well, a 'fuser' is a user to the extreme. In other words, a 'fu**king user'... Therefore a fuser.

Haha. An awesome word we use all of the time now.
OMG, ____ is such a fuser.

They are only ever interested when everyone else is busy, what a fuser.
fuser by LauraN January 14, 2008
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friends and family that use you
we used to be friends but she only calls when she needs something, now we she is just another fuser
fuser by doh79 July 8, 2011
Plain and simply being a Fucking User and taking advantage of people with total disregard to the turmoil or consequences to the victim being used.
Man Nicole if totally being a total fuser to Marcus.
Fuser by Dmah237 November 20, 2020

fuser steamer 

The act of needing someone to take a shit on your chest in order to be able to function (i.e. at work). Very similar outcome to the Cleveland or Boston Steamers, but the fuser steam enables those afflicted with it to perform at their given tasks; without it, they feel otherwise incapable of functioning.

Can be likened to an OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) affliction, resulting in the afflicted being somewhat addicted to the task.
"Dude, I can't get any work done until a get a Fuser Steamer... just doesn't feel right without one"
fuser steamer by Dr. EAD October 1, 2012

Light fuse and get away!!!! 

Light fuse and get away!!!! — The resigned acknowledgement that one is involved in a relationship with a — relatively — volatile person. If you don’t qualify and modify the previous statement with the word “relatively” YOU WILL HAVE A FIGHT ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!

Light fuse and get away is a traditional warning on especially explosive and fiery 4th of July fireworks. Volitive lovers are are fun for the same reasons that these types of fireworks are exciting: SOMETIMES VOLITILITY CAN BE AS HOT AND AS EXPLOSIVE AS HELL.

Is a question of timing and skill with long and short fuses.
I’m not saying anything about your lover; but, if your lover had a label it would be: Light fuse and get away!!!!

funeral drinking game 

The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member.

It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.

It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.

If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.

It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.

Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.

Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.

Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:

If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!

We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.

It’s the circle of life.
I was identified as a member of the fuck couple when we played grandads funeral drinking game and I had to chug. HE WOUODN’T HAVE HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!
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