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Furtigetical
To be completely obsessed with one's self; to be narcissistic; to see one's self as better than one actually is.
Furtigetical by Sajak March 5, 2014
Related Words
furtage • fartage • fartageddon • Fortage • funtage • Furage • Furageous • furbage • Furmage • Furtigetical
Futage
This is a word that can be use as the 'f word' if you would like, or just shouted in random for absolutely no reason for comedic purposes or even an exclamation of joy or anger or whatever emotion you want, maybe your sad just say futage to feel happy, maybe your angry, just exclaim futage to relieve that anger. Futage is a very versatile and fickle word. It can be used as an insult also.
Pronunciation:
The 'fut' part is pronounced like cut
and the 'age' part is pronounced like 'uj'
So 'fut-age'
Pronunciation:
The 'fut' part is pronounced like cut
and the 'age' part is pronounced like 'uj'
So 'fut-age'
Futage by FutageKing March 25, 2019
fartageddon
there was a fartageddon on the school bus yesterday
fartageddon by mulletman59 May 4, 2015
furbage
furbage by Lassie O'Neill April 8, 2005
Furage
Shorthand for a combination of 'fury and rage' when displayed by individuals where it is comically funny when they try and express either one. Regularly expressed relative to something trivial or meaningless, an individual with 'furage' will generally out themselves by using either one, or both, of the words "fury" and or "rage" to punctuate their mundane sentence and to let you know exactly how 'furageous' they are.
"my driver had just called in sick, fury!" said Martin expressing furage for 5th time that morning.
"My uber is late again, rage!" said Gareth who had furage over the thought that be might actually have to walk.
"Fucking fury, rage" said Mareth who was "furagous" over not getting an instant email response from someone who may have a life beyond their computer screen.
"My uber is late again, rage!" said Gareth who had furage over the thought that be might actually have to walk.
"Fucking fury, rage" said Mareth who was "furagous" over not getting an instant email response from someone who may have a life beyond their computer screen.
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