furtage

The act of Rubbing ones hard penis against another man while in public. Usually occurs in subways

That guy just performed a furtage.

by Billy March 18, 2005

Furtigetical

To be completely obsessed with one's self; to be narcissistic; to see one's self as better than one actually is.

The pastor was completely Furtigetical as he thought he was the most important person in the world.

by Sajak March 5, 2014

Futage

This is a word that can be use as the 'f word' if you would like, or just shouted in random for absolutely no reason for comedic purposes or even an exclamation of joy or anger or whatever emotion you want, maybe your sad just say futage to feel happy, maybe your angry, just exclaim futage to relieve that anger. Futage is a very versatile and fickle word. It can be used as an insult also.

Pronunciation:
The 'fut' part is pronounced like cut
and the 'age' part is pronounced like 'uj'
So 'fut-age'

What the futage.
Wow you futage.
Oh man my mum just died, why??! FUTAGE!!!
FUTAGE!!!

by FutageKing March 25, 2019

fartageddon

many people farting in a tight space all at once

there was a fartageddon on the school bus yesterday

by mulletman59 May 4, 2015

fartage

waxing (in French). for cross country skis

fartage pour ski du fond
(waxing for cross-country skiing)

by nhbill January 17, 2008

furbage

The tiniest glimpse of female pubic hair above low-cut pants. Analogous to cleavage. cf furburger

I got a shot of her furbage as she reached up to get a book from the top shelf.

by Lassie O'Neill April 8, 2005

Furage

Shorthand for a combination of 'fury and rage' when displayed by individuals where it is comically funny when they try and express either one. Regularly expressed relative to something trivial or meaningless, an individual with 'furage' will generally out themselves by using either one, or both, of the words "fury" and or "rage" to punctuate their mundane sentence and to let you know exactly how 'furageous' they are.

"my driver had just called in sick, fury!" said Martin expressing furage for 5th time that morning.

"My uber is late again, rage!" said Gareth who had furage over the thought that be might actually have to walk.

"Fucking fury, rage" said Mareth who was "furagous" over not getting an instant email response from someone who may have a life beyond their computer screen.

by Student72 July 31, 2019