Furmage

The deep infatuation of cheese.

Tom was trying to focus but is furmage too large.

by Hobbit of Blue April 6, 2020

Farmageddon

The end times battle as prophecized by the Abrahamic religions if it happens to occur on farmland.

"Jesus just landed on that silo! It's farmageddon!"

by Robopoet March 26, 2010

Furmaned

When a sports team, especially in football, signs a home/home deal with another sports team, plays the first game of the deal at their own own stadium, and then at a very late time, decides to not play the return game. Often done in order to take a larger payday at a different school (this is called chasing the money), and always done at such a late date that scheduling another game for the other team is difficult.

The University of Delaware was Furmaned when Furman University scheduled a big payday game with another team and cancelled the contract that called for Furman to play at Delaware after Delaware played at Furman last year.

by Gannonfan February 19, 2009

Furmaned

(v) verb:

When an agreement between two parties is broken at the last minute, usually to the advantage of one at the expense of the other. This could be for personal or financial reasons. Most notably used in college football, but can be (and is encouraged to be) applied to other sports and situations. The origin of this term is the word Furman, as in Furman University, and its actions regarding the University of Delaware and the University of Missouri.

Delaware: Hey Furman, let’s play each other this year.
Furman: Ok…*signs contract*
*Missouri throws money at Furman*
Furman: Hey Delaware…about that contract…
Delaware: WTF! I just got Furmaned.

Pastor: If anyone has reason for these two not be wed, speak now.
*Ex-boyfriend shows up on motorcycle*
Future Wife: Yeah, um….*runs out of church*
Husband: What the…
Pastor: I’m sorry my child, but you have just been Furmaned.

by DSUrocks07 March 1, 2009

furbage

The tiniest glimpse of female pubic hair above low-cut pants. Analogous to cleavage. cf furburger

I got a shot of her furbage as she reached up to get a book from the top shelf.

by Lassie O'Neill April 8, 2005

furtage

The act of Rubbing ones hard penis against another man while in public. Usually occurs in subways

That guy just performed a furtage.

by Billy March 18, 2005

Furage

Shorthand for a combination of 'fury and rage' when displayed by individuals where it is comically funny when they try and express either one. Regularly expressed relative to something trivial or meaningless, an individual with 'furage' will generally out themselves by using either one, or both, of the words "fury" and or "rage" to punctuate their mundane sentence and to let you know exactly how 'furageous' they are.

"my driver had just called in sick, fury!" said Martin expressing furage for 5th time that morning.

"My uber is late again, rage!" said Gareth who had furage over the thought that be might actually have to walk.

"Fucking fury, rage" said Mareth who was "furagous" over not getting an instant email response from someone who may have a life beyond their computer screen.

by Student72 July 31, 2019