Furage 

Shorthand for a combination of 'fury and rage' when displayed by individuals where it is comically funny when they try and express either one. Regularly expressed relative to something trivial or meaningless, an individual with 'furage' will generally out themselves by using either one, or both, of the words "fury" and or "rage" to punctuate their mundane sentence and to let you know exactly how 'furageous' they are.

"my driver had just called in sick, fury!" said Martin expressing furage for 5th time that morning.

"My uber is late again, rage!" said Gareth who had furage over the thought that be might actually have to walk.

"Fucking fury, rage" said Mareth who was "furagous" over not getting an instant email response from someone who may have a life beyond their computer screen.

Furage by Student72 July 31, 2019

nigel farage 

a huge cunt who is constantly screbbing

Big ding: Oi mate you hear that {nigel Farage] is doing a speech round her
Big dong: Ye famalam ding dong im well mad

nigel farage by [oE]shockwave July 18, 2019

Farage 

To masturbate in an angry and confused way using unconventional stimuli.

Mark's Wife was furious when she caught him having a farage over a picture of Ann Widdecombe.

Farage by A day spent Faraging October 23, 2013

Forage 

To roam around a kitchen eating either ready-to-consume food such as potato chips and crackers or unprepared culinary components such as dry tortillas/bread/cereal/pasta, condiments that would normally be on top of something else, desserts, or cold leftovers. Food thus consumed is usually washed down with beverages straight from the container. Foraged food is exemplified by a lack of preparation and by its consumer standing or pacing while eating. Many a diet focuses on preventing or limiting foraging.
Foraged food generally requires less effort than bachelor chow or ramen to prepare for eating; anything more than a wrapper or a lid between countertop and mouth may disqualify the food as foraged grub.

Mom: what happened to the bag of croûtons I left on the counter for salad tonight?
Kid: *hides empty bag behind back*...I dunno.
Mom: Didn't I tell you not to forage between meals? You're going to make yourself sick. You're not a goat; don't eat like one. You're going to put on weight and stunt your growth. Back when I was your age...

Forage by Alfred F. July 30, 2007

Farage 

(Voted for as part of Mark Thomas 100Acts, pronounced to rhyme with garage e.g. Fah-Ridge)- Noun: the liquid found at the bottom of a bin/trashcan/wheelie bin.

Oh no, I was putting out the bin bags and one ripped & my foot got soaked in evil smelling, slimy farage.

Farage by RickBTenPercent May 16, 2014

Farage 

To disappear into the background, after causing chaos by committing an intentional act of stupidity.

John, faraged into the corridor, after let that stink bomb off in the common room , before anyone realised what He had done.

Farage by Hobboblin12 September 8, 2016

Farage 

A politician who claims to know the way but can't drive the car.

Voters were hoodwinked by another Farage.

Farage by TheGrumpyEnglishman July 5, 2016