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This is a word that can be use as the 'f word' if you would like, or just shouted in random for absolutely no reason for comedic purposes or even an exclamation of joy or anger or whatever emotion you want, maybe your sad just say futage to feel happy, maybe your angry, just exclaim futage to relieve that anger. Futage is a very versatile and fickle word. It can be used as an insult also.

Pronunciation:
The 'fut' part is pronounced like cut
and the 'age' part is pronounced like 'uj'
So 'fut-age'
What the futage.
Wow you futage.
Oh man my mum just died, why??! FUTAGE!!!
FUTAGE!!!
Futage by FutageKing March 25, 2019
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shimaidon Futago

shimaidon is genre in which someone is able to get their way with two sisters. Futago means literally twins, Shimadidon futago it's Shimaidon with exclusive twins
Step-sister is bland, the real thing is shimaidon Futago. Two piece of meat from the cow
shimaidon Futago by Goliathz February 10, 2021
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Futae no Kiwami 

Sanosuke in Rurouni Kenshin tries to use it against Makoto Shishio (CCO).

This move was also mastered by Sanosuke in a week while it took Anji to do it in a few years. Basically you use the part of body to do two hits one after another in a few milliseconds. The first attack lowers the resistance for the second attack, which is the full force blow. Very handy technique for making defensive air shields, breaking down walls, or just plain old beating the stuffing out of someone. Sanosuke can only use this with his right fist, while Anji can use this with all parts of his body.
"Futae no Kiwami AHHH!"
Futae no Kiwami by Zedd00 April 7, 2008

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Futasexual 

When you are only attracted to only futa's (because lets be honest us guys just need that titty and dick at the same time) Fuck just dudes and females futa's are the way to go!
Billy: hey man i heard you fucked *insert female name* Is that true?
Mikoto: nah man she fucked me. She's a futa, I'm futa sexual i only like futas
Billy: O shit Boi you must have gotten your asshole torn up!

Futasexual: to only like/date/fuck futas
Futasexual by Bigdickmiko February 28, 2019

Futae no Kiwami 

FUTAE NO KIWAMI AAAAAAHHHHHH
FUTAE NO KIWAMI AAAAAAHHHHHH
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