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furno by Williamfurno April 6, 2023
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furno-sexual 

when a certain person is attracted to types of furniture
Jing was being so furno-sexual in class today.
furno-sexual by jerseychica May 4, 2012
FurCons (aka Furry conventions) are social interactions among furry fandom members—people who are interested in anthropomorphic and fictional characters with human characteristics. At the conventions, fans exchange ideas and information, buy merchandise (i.e. paintings/drawings), and participate in entertainment and recreation (i.e. friendly competitions/games).
Hey (name), you going to the FurCon this year?
FurCon by RandomFurryLover August 19, 2010

furiously masturbating 

A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.

This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.
Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.
A sexy girl with long, dark, black hair and big, sexy, slanted brown eyes. Loves to laugh, jokes a lot. Beautiful smile. Can make you laugh in a minute. Gets jealous easily, very open-minded. She's never afraid to hurt your feelings; but she says it for the best. A sex magnet. very caring, wild, and INSANE (half the time). Is very short tempered but she can work on that. Farnoush is usually a Taurus; a rare breed. A heart-breaker, and such a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
I'd tap that farnoush. ;)
Farnoush by FarnoushAdmirer September 23, 2009

Funnodiek 

Funnodiek is used to describe a person who does not blink, or blink for a long period of time.
A year from now, you're walking in the street staring off into space and a bitch girl whispers: "Oh my god.. see that funnodiek? What's wrong with her!"

You're bored in class, staring off into space.
Teacher goes: HEY I won't tolerate any funnodieks! Colleges don't accept that type of people!

You play video games for hours and forget to blink. Finally you do and say "FUCK THAT BURNS! Man I was a total funnodiek right there."
Funnodiek by happyme147 March 27, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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