furno

When you say no to coming back to work when on furlough

I’m not coming back to work on on furno

by Mr hiller March 1, 2021

furno

A gay furry porno

Hi my name is Will and I love watching furnos

by Williamfurno April 6, 2023

furno-sexual

when a certain person is attracted to types of furniture

Jing was being so furno-sexual in class today.

by jerseychica May 4, 2012

FurCon

FurCons (aka Furry conventions) are social interactions among furry fandom members—people who are interested in anthropomorphic and fictional characters with human characteristics. At the conventions, fans exchange ideas and information, buy merchandise (i.e. paintings/drawings), and participate in entertainment and recreation (i.e. friendly competitions/games).

Hey (name), you going to the FurCon this year?

by RandomFurryLover August 19, 2010

furiously masturbating

A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.

This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.

Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.

by AXAdartmouth April 16, 2009

Farnoush

A sexy girl with long, dark, black hair and big, sexy, slanted brown eyes. Loves to laugh, jokes a lot. Beautiful smile. Can make you laugh in a minute. Gets jealous easily, very open-minded. She's never afraid to hurt your feelings; but she says it for the best. A sex magnet. very caring, wild, and INSANE (half the time). Is very short tempered but she can work on that. Farnoush is usually a Taurus; a rare breed. A heart-breaker, and such a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

I'd tap that farnoush. ;)

by FarnoushAdmirer September 23, 2009

Funnodiek

Funnodiek is used to describe a person who does not blink, or blink for a long period of time.

A year from now, you're walking in the street staring off into space and a bitch girl whispers: "Oh my god.. see that funnodiek? What's wrong with her!"

You're bored in class, staring off into space.
Teacher goes: HEY I won't tolerate any funnodieks! Colleges don't accept that type of people!

You play video games for hours and forget to blink. Finally you do and say "FUCK THAT BURNS! Man I was a total funnodiek right there."

by happyme147 March 27, 2013