furnophiliac 

someone who likes having sex with furniture

maria is such a furnophiliac, she likes to pleasure herself with her bedpost

furnophiliac by sellinchocolate June 29, 2010

fuckophiliac 

Someone who loves to fuck so much that they totally fuck their lives up in the process of living.

My dear father, like many other narcissistic and initially successful men who destroyed their own lives, seems to have been an inveterate fuckophiliac.

fuckophiliac by Dr Bunnygirl March 24, 2021

furniphilia 

when your best friend gets so drunk, he drops his pants and makes love to your furniture.

drunk person: ohh yeah, more cushin for the pushin. *humps couch*
str8 edger: you can take your alcohol and furniphilia out the door. xEDGEx

furniphilia by soma689 April 25, 2013

Furrophilia

The sexual attraction or extreme fondness of furries/anthropomorphic animals.

He was attracted to furries and clearly had furrophilia.

Furrophilia by AlternateAlt April 2, 2026