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Phantom Furniture 

Ghostly presence of furniture from the last tenant of the apartment you're renting. It can appear late in the night, especially if you go get a glass of water with the lights turned off. Are usually easy to get rid of with a simple exorcism.
Vilmar: Damn, I just stubbed my toe on some of Joe's phantom furniture.
Torkild: Who's Joe?
Vilmar: He's the guy who rented this apartment before I moved in.
Torkild: Boy, you need to perform an exorcism on this place.
Phantom Furniture by t-degg March 4, 2015

occasional furniture 

Basically, it's furniture that is used all the fucking while.
Wife: Hey honey shall we use the occasional furniture table tonight for dinner?

Husband: You mean that table we've used every night since we got it?

Old English furniture polish 

Old English furniture polish

Or Old English wood polish

Made by company Reckitt Benckiser plc

Old english furniture polish conditions, cleans & helps protect your furniture to bring out wood's natural beauty

It is specially formulated for all light & dark wood surfaces throughout your home, including kitchen cabinets, wood furniture, wood paneling.

Old English furniture wood polish is available in Liquid form
& OIl Form.

OLD ENGLISH® Lemon Oil Polish
OLD ENGLISH® Scratch Cover - Light Wood
OLD ENGLISH® Scratch Cover - Dark Wood
OLD ENGLISH® Lemon Oil Polish (Canada)

AEROSOLS
OLD ENGLISH® Furniture Polish Aerosol - Almond
OLD ENGLISH® Furniture Polish Aerosol - Fresh Lemon

Old English® furniture cleaning products, polishes wood care products bring out wood's natural beauty.

Not to be confused with olde english 800 ,
A brand of American malt liquor brewed by the Miller Brewing Company. that was introduced in 1964 , No they are not the Same product .

Old English furniture polish is more similar to pledge wood cleaner , Murphy Oil Soap Wood Cleaner ,
Guardsman Wood cleaner & polish Liquid All-Purpose Cleaner, Weiman Products Clean Wood Furniture Cleaner & Polish Spray , Howard Oil-based Wood Polish & Conditioner , Scott's Liquid Gold Liquid Gold Wood Furniture Cleaner & Polish Spray.
Old English furniture polish. / wood polish is made for

Sprucing up / touching up worn out furniture made of wood

Like coffee tables with scratches and gouges, Nicks ,cuts and blemishes.

Brand Name : old english
Product Type : Wood Cleaner & Polish
Manufacturer: Reckitt Benckiser
Product Type : Furniture Polish & Oil

For best results, use as needed to remove dust and clean stains on wood furniture. To nourish and protect light or dark woods, you can apply Old English as often as you like. When your wood starts to look dull or dry, it's not too soon to polish.

furniture moving

Jessica: I saw your husband Jaquan kissing on some chick last night.

Starkesha: Oh, there's about to be some furniture moving tonight.

Jessica: Just don't shoot the n*gga.
furniture moving by GreyLadi July 7, 2011

Fluids on the Furniture 

For when you find stains on the bed/furniture after another couple sex in a hotel room.
Oh god Nancy, we purchased a suite in Miami, and when we walked in we found fluids on the furniture!

Randy's Furniture

To insert wood into a female's "furniture."
Guy 1: Haha, you work at Randy's Furniture?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You don't get the joke?
Guy 2: Oh I do now, leldankmeme.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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