funktagion 

Funktagion can be an illness or disease contracted from dirty hippies. Funktagion can also be the stench coming off of dirty hippies.

Dude, I caught a whiff of some serious dirty hippie funktagion while in the parking lot at the Phish concert last night.

A contagious funktagion was going around when we were camping at the Rainbow Gathering and I caught it! Ughhhh!!

Patchouli oil is strong, unstoppable funktagion that does NOT cover up BO and makes it worse.

funktagion by MellyInMay September 14, 2011

fucktationship 

A sexual relationship with no strings attached. More than a one night stand as it may occur on a regular basis, but less than friends with benefits as there are no dinner dates or deep conversations involved.

The fucktationship allowed both Susan and Sport Model the freedom to enjoy great sex with no intention of taking it further.

fucktationship by L'amanda Hug-n-Kiss August 17, 2008

Funktion 

1. Holidng a function (ie. party) whilst funk music is playing in the background.

2. Solving a function (ie. mathematical) whilst funk music is playing in the background.

Chris: 'Woah, that funktion was pretty wild last night'

Funktion by AOL! Are you serious?! April 25, 2011

funktionslust 

N. Pleasure taken in doing what one does best. Birds flying, dogs running, dolphins swimming, people sexing, etc...

The funktionslust of running around drunk quickly subsided after I tried jumping the bush, slammed my head into the bench and had to get 12 sticthes above my eye. Perhaps running drunk is not what I do best.

funktionslust by cam'ron March 11, 2008

Fucktation 

A completely fucked up situation where you know shit is going to or already has hit the fan.

After 21 kettle one and seltzer drinks, this night is definitely going to be a fucktation.

Fucktation by Mistress Angelina September 22, 2017

funktagous 

getting down so funky, it inspires others to get funky with you

dude was so funktagous, i had to get down myself! show him how it's done!

funktagous by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

funktional 

describing a product or design that is funky or unique looking while serving its purpose well.

I think that Verner's Panton chair is the epitome of funktionality.

funktional by swyyne February 25, 2009