Funktuation is the usage of bodily functions as punctuation in a sentence or situation. Particularly colorful farts and/or belches can often be substituted for traditional punctuation options. When attempting to prove a point or simply add a nice flavor to conversation, funktuation is the way to go.
"OMG. Your funktuation is overwhelming my entire central nervous system."
"We were really hitting it off until we started talking politics and she funktuated her frustration."
"I was definitely winning that argument until Sebastian funktuated his rebuttal with a particularly juicy wharbler."
"We were really hitting it off until we started talking politics and she funktuated her frustration."
"I was definitely winning that argument until Sebastian funktuated his rebuttal with a particularly juicy wharbler."
by AndytheArbiter December 7, 2010
Get the Funktuation mug.Funktuation would be a stinky, noisy fart at the end of the statement “I brought you a surprise” <farts>.
by CleverGrrrrl November 25, 2024
Get the Funktuation mug.A sexual relationship with no strings attached. More than a one night stand as it may occur on a regular basis, but less than friends with benefits as there are no dinner dates or deep conversations involved.
The fucktationship allowed both Susan and Sport Model the freedom to enjoy great sex with no intention of taking it further.
by L'amanda Hug-n-Kiss August 17, 2008
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Guy 1 *Standing in front of a mirror*: do I even exist?
Guy 2: Have you been in a fuckuationship lately?
Guy 2: Have you been in a fuckuationship lately?
by a fuckuationship victim August 5, 2021
Get the Fuckuationship mug.This is a situation where any available option chosen leads to an undesirable outcome. Most of the time caused by a dumb bitch girlfriend who wants you to do something with her instead of your buddies. You can have fun with your buddies and she will bitch or hang out with her and she bitches anyway. Neither option will please the other party involved.
Man, this new bitch has had Kyle in a fuckuation daily. She’s sucked the will out of Kyle he’s been in a fuckuation so long. We never see him anymore and nobody’s happy.
by Teamcletus December 16, 2022
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Get the Fucktuation mug.Funktagion can be an illness or disease contracted from dirty hippies. Funktagion can also be the stench coming off of dirty hippies.
Dude, I caught a whiff of some serious dirty hippie funktagion while in the parking lot at the Phish concert last night.
A contagious funktagion was going around when we were camping at the Rainbow Gathering and I caught it! Ughhhh!!
Patchouli oil is strong, unstoppable funktagion that does NOT cover up BO and makes it worse.
A contagious funktagion was going around when we were camping at the Rainbow Gathering and I caught it! Ughhhh!!
Patchouli oil is strong, unstoppable funktagion that does NOT cover up BO and makes it worse.
by MellyInMay September 14, 2011
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