Funktuation

Funktuation is the usage of bodily functions as punctuation in a sentence or situation. Particularly colorful farts and/or belches can often be substituted for traditional punctuation options. When attempting to prove a point or simply add a nice flavor to conversation, funktuation is the way to go.

"OMG. Your funktuation is overwhelming my entire central nervous system."

"We were really hitting it off until we started talking politics and she funktuated her frustration."

"I was definitely winning that argument until Sebastian funktuated his rebuttal with a particularly juicy wharbler."

Funktuation by AndytheArbiter December 7, 2010

Funktuation

Ending a question or statement with an appropriate fart.

Funktuation would be a stinky, noisy fart at the end of the statement “I brought you a surprise” <farts>.

Funktuation by CleverGrrrrl November 25, 2024

fucktationship 

A sexual relationship with no strings attached. More than a one night stand as it may occur on a regular basis, but less than friends with benefits as there are no dinner dates or deep conversations involved.

The fucktationship allowed both Susan and Sport Model the freedom to enjoy great sex with no intention of taking it further.

fucktationship by L'amanda Hug-n-Kiss August 17, 2008

Fuckuationship 

It’s a really really really toxic relationship where one or both parties are getting really fucked mentally or emotionally or all at once to the point they might lose their self-identity

Guy 1 *Standing in front of a mirror*: do I even exist?
Guy 2: Have you been in a fuckuationship lately?

Fuckuationship by a fuckuationship victim August 5, 2021

Fuckuation 

This is a situation where any available option chosen leads to an undesirable outcome. Most of the time caused by a dumb bitch girlfriend who wants you to do something with her instead of your buddies. You can have fun with your buddies and she will bitch or hang out with her and she bitches anyway. Neither option will please the other party involved.

Man, this new bitch has had Kyle in a fuckuation daily. She’s sucked the will out of Kyle he’s been in a fuckuation so long. We never see him anymore and nobody’s happy.

Fuckuation by Teamcletus December 16, 2022

Fucktuation 

When you or someone else fucks up a situation.

Shawna had a fucktuation when she banged her knee on the counter.

Fucktuation by BBBBBBBBDDDDAAAA November 2, 2012

funktagion 

Funktagion can be an illness or disease contracted from dirty hippies. Funktagion can also be the stench coming off of dirty hippies.

Dude, I caught a whiff of some serious dirty hippie funktagion while in the parking lot at the Phish concert last night.

A contagious funktagion was going around when we were camping at the Rainbow Gathering and I caught it! Ughhhh!!

Patchouli oil is strong, unstoppable funktagion that does NOT cover up BO and makes it worse.

funktagion by MellyInMay September 14, 2011