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fucktationship 

A sexual relationship with no strings attached. More than a one night stand as it may occur on a regular basis, but less than friends with benefits as there are no dinner dates or deep conversations involved.
The fucktationship allowed both Susan and Sport Model the freedom to enjoy great sex with no intention of taking it further.
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Fuckuationship 

It’s a really really really toxic relationship where one or both parties are getting really fucked mentally or emotionally or all at once to the point they might lose their self-identity
Guy 1 *Standing in front of a mirror*: do I even exist?
Guy 2: Have you been in a fuckuationship lately?

Fucktatorship 

When your job is heavy handily run by management who doesn't care about you, and all they do is fuck you. Typically experienced by employees of contractor companies, and other non-union, or low wage jobs.
Me: Man I could use a break.

Boss-man: Get your ass back to work you need a break, I'll break my foot off in your ass your laid off!

Me: Break what break? I'm ready to roll boss-man! Damn I wanna drag up all this company does is fuck me and I need the money so I take that shit, this is a fucktatorship.
Fucktatorship by abrakadaver February 19, 2011

fuckationship 

The act of having a fuck buddy or just sport fucking a bitch instead of actually going out with her. The optimal way to have a relationship with a woman.
No you see Ms. B, Alyssa and I have a fuckationship. Ben, why can't you have a real relationship? Because she is a slut and I just wanna fuck her without the drama.
fuckationship by Connor L May 15, 2008

Fucklationship 

A relationship where you only come to fuck and get your sexual frustration out with one person only where you also perform many fantasies you both my have
I need a fucklationships with that mouth
Fucklationship by Tmalfy July 24, 2014

Fucklationship 

like a relationship but it's only for the fucking
Jimmy asked me if I'd be his fucklationship after several successful sexual encounters.

Becky's fucklationship hit the skids when Tina decided to order pizza and stay the night.
Fucklationship by Poette Wumpkins September 16, 2023

fucktionship 

a relationship primarily sexual in nature; akin to but less transient than (and thus not necessarily synonymous with) booty call, fuck buddy, slam piece, friend with benefits, or hook up; a fucktionship offers all the benefits of a legitimate relationship but without the hang-ups or social acceptability
Yeah, Ma, he/she's definitely my boy/girlfriend..

*to friends* Nah we're in a fucktionship tho.