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funkshaway 

verb: to mess up the seating at your lunch table
you are messing up our seating or our funkshaway at lunch
funkshaway by gypsy prisoner January 7, 2010
Words you can keep
A person's natural rhythm or an instinctive beat for any given action
Dude.... your fuckin up my funkshway
Funkshway by Abro90210 December 30, 2011

fuckshawty 

Typically and almost always "fuckshawty" means a girl that gets fucked a lot. Not necessarily by many guys but she gets fucked a lot. It's almost common sense. Fuck = sex. Shawty = girl. Fuckshawty = sex girl.
Also in jail / prison they rape men and women and call them fuckshawtys / fuckdaddies
Yea that girl is a fuck shawty. She's all of our fuckshawty.
fuckshawty by DamienRamos0411 September 25, 2015

Fungshway 

When something (normally and object such as food or old clothes) gives off such a terrible sent it can cause a headache. In certain cases one can become immune to the scent and then harass their friends with the scent when they enter a room with the foul stench present.
Holy shit that's fungshway!

funkshwalion 

Funkshwalion can be used to describe a variety of feelings. It could be used to describe excitement, joy, disbelief, fright and occasionally even the attraction one has for another person. This word can be used in place of famous terms/qoutes like holy cow, oh my gosh, yipee skipee, cot, oh shoot, and last but not least shitake mushroom!
Coolio came home from school today and realized he forgot his own deoderant application prior to leaving his home in the morning. Hence, there was a funkshwalion used to describe his very own feelings on the rancid smell of that is which is found to be seeping slowly and steadily from the underarms of his favorite garment.

Today was the very first day that I actually used the word, funkshwalion in a sentence. Good thing I only used it in a sentence while having a conversation with myself, or otherwise if I had said it aloud to another person, they might have taken the credit for creating such a magnificient and honorable word, indeed jaqweed. Double check on that funkshwalion!
funkshwalion by Gerald Cruthers October 30, 2020
In the zone. Locked in for structural engineering homework or engineering activities.
You are disrupting my funcshway. Stop before I funcshway on your face!
Funcshway by Pile driver Foundation October 21, 2025
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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