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fung-shway 

a calming practice that you use if you are over excited. Also it is a vibe a person or thing can give off.
these sunglassess go with the fung-shway of my outfit.

just fung-shway. calm down
fung-shway by k_girl_N August 7, 2006
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Cluster fung-shway 

Organized chaos. A state of calamity amidst a sea of normal.
At first it appeared to be Mayhem or alittle chaotic but it was a cluster fung-shway

Fung Shwayed

When in the rare instance of the morning after a one night stand you awake at their place and find yourself alone, with no ride home, so in spite before beginning your long walk of shame you rearrange their furniture. Such as turning their entertainment center backwards, stuffing pillows and blankets in the dishwasher, and putting their coffee table in the shower.

*It should be noted that the effort and severity of the changes are directly dependent upon how drunk you still are.

**It should also be noted that it's best to first come up with a good excuse to use if said one night stand should suddenly walk in with breakfast for you both while your trying to fit her coffee table into the bathroom.
IE: Collin explained, "I woke up at her place the next day and she was already gone. That bitch left me with no way to get home so before I started walking I Fung Shwayed her. She's still probably trying to figure out how I fit her mattress and bed-spring out on the balcony."
Fung Shwayed by Ricky LaDouche August 23, 2008

fungshwa 

When you get up from the blackjack table and have to shit so bad, but can't make it back to the room in time, cuz you panicked and got lost on the wrong floor, so you shit in a towel in the maid's room. And since you're an asshole you throw it back in with the clean linens instead of the garbage can.
Dude, I totally got lost on the way back to the hotel room so I fungshwa'd on the 4th floor.
fungshwa by Gary's horsecock December 7, 2017

Fungshwag 

When a particular setup of furniture feels right with energy and produces a soothing amount of swagger.
I love what you've done with your living area! The fungshwag is captivating!
Fungshwag by Mr. Guest June 23, 2014
A person's natural rhythm or an instinctive beat for any given action
Dude.... your fuckin up my funkshway
Funkshway by Abro90210 December 30, 2011

fungsway 

Pronounced Fung Shway To sway someone or something in your favor. To turn a negative into a positive.
Friend 1 Bruh didn't ya mom say you couldn't go to the party tho?
Friend 2 All I had to do was fungsway her to say yes, and she gave me 20 fo food.
Friend 1 We out then.
Friend 2 Hold up, you see that girl at the corner store.
Friend 1 Yea
Friend 2 Pull up, I'm bout to fungsway her number.
Friend 1 Hell yea, and while you at it. You can fungsway ya ass to pick up some white owls too.
fungsway by platinumrexz May 12, 2017
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