fumpie
The act of passing gas. Instead of teaching children to use the phrase pass gas, or fart; this cute word takes its place.
Excuse me, I fumpied.
fumpie by Irish girl May 15, 2014
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Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink
A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.
Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.
Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.
Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.
Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink by Minzus February 1, 2021
fumping
J: "I really don't see the point in fumping!"
A: "I heard Kiki was fumped by Cedric the other day. Poor her."
J: "What an asshole. But what did you expect from a frat boy such as him..."
A: "I heard Kiki was fumped by Cedric the other day. Poor her."
J: "What an asshole. But what did you expect from a frat boy such as him..."
fumping by thre macs no cheezes January 6, 2021
furpiece
1. A backwoods southern term commonly unknown to city folk relating to a distance that equals about 2-3 miles.
2. A distance slightly farther than a piece.
2. A distance slightly farther than a piece.
City boy: "Hey, how do I get to Big WillyBob's Ho-down?"
Hick: "Well, ya' go down this here road a piece er two then yer gunna make a lefty at the corner with the scarecrow and go on fer a 'bout two-a-furpiece. Can't miss"
City boy: "Um...thanks? ......wtf is a furpiece?"
Hick: "Well, ya' go down this here road a piece er two then yer gunna make a lefty at the corner with the scarecrow and go on fer a 'bout two-a-furpiece. Can't miss"
City boy: "Um...thanks? ......wtf is a furpiece?"
furpiece by morbidlyangelic February 21, 2009
Frumpie
An annoying prepubescent boy who ceases to stop talking and/or trying to be “hood” while having an extremely high pitched voice. Can be called “Frumps” for short/slang
Frumpie by BigDaddyDan69 June 29, 2018
Frumpied
To be confronted by the numbers 752. Orginated from the USS Pasadena (SSN 752). The USS Pasadena had a cartoon turtle with boxing gloves named frumpy. The crew began to proclaim, "I Just got frumpied!", if they saw 752 anywhere, such as 7:52 AM or $7.52. Avoiding these numbers becomes a daily chore.
fumped
"Nathan is fumped about playing his new 360!"
"Dude, i have never seen somebody get so fumped about five dollars."
"Dude, i have never seen somebody get so fumped about five dollars."
fumped by L to the N June 15, 2007