fumped

short for "Fucking/Freaking Pumped"

"Nathan is fumped about playing his new 360!"

"Dude, i have never seen somebody get so fumped about five dollars."

by L to the N May 25, 2007

fumped

V. To have sexual relations with an individual then shortly afterwards end any type of relationship with them.

Guy 1: Yo, weren't you seeing that chick?
Guy 2: Naw dawg, I strait up fumped that bitch.

Girl 1: Hey Kelly, weren't you dating that one guy?
Girl 1: Nah Bitch, I fumped him last week.

by Steve Howard Igor Templeton January 31, 2005

fumping

When someone gets fucked and dumped immediately thereafter. Usually by a frat boy.

J: "I really don't see the point in fumping!"
A: "I heard Kiki was fumped by Cedric the other day. Poor her."
J: "What an asshole. But what did you expect from a frat boy such as him..."

by thre macs no cheezes January 07, 2021

Fumped

to have had sexual relations, or have had sexual intercourse

Yo, I got with that honey and we fumped til it was raw Dawg!

by da Whisky-MizzacK January 09, 2004

Fump

this is an activity where someone takes a bath and farts in the tub to make little fart bubbles. now the creative part. the person performing this activity tries to bite the fart bubbles before they pop.

oh shit man, taking baths used to be boring. now i get my fun by fumping in the tub.

by rammsteinfreak March 16, 2009

Fump

a man who smells women bicycle seats.

that guy is the biggest fump ever.

by cjaygreen December 02, 2011

Fump

Derived from the words fap and hump. Means to masturbate by humping an inanimate object, such as a pillow, while fully clothed, cumming in your underwear

A young man planned to fump his pillow after he became aroused by watching footjob porn videos.
The boy fumped his pillow at least 2-3 times a week.
The parents of the boy confronted him on his fumping habits as they did not like having to wash his jizz soaked clothes.

by TheRealDemonD!ck August 24, 2015