flumpie

Yeah when cats get old and fat they get flumpies on their stomachs and the fur is so soft there lol

Damn that cat flumpie.

by Cgossman2 March 23, 2017

Flumpy

A synonym for tired or exhausted. It might be accompanied by an overwhelming urge to do nothing more than chill out at home on the sofa / couch and do nothing,

I'm really looking forward to getting home. I feel really flumpy, I just want to chill out.

Or

I'm really flumpy today, and I don't feel like doing much at all

Or

I'm so flumpy, I don't feel ready to get out of bed!

by Destroyer666 June 1, 2019

flumpy

{Fluffy} and {lumpy}.

I have a favorite {flumpy} pillow.

by jesusgirl101 February 24, 2009

flumpy

The act of performing oral sex on a male who is defecating into a toilet bowl.

While I had a bad case of diarrhea, some girls from the second floor were nice enough to give me some flumpies.

by Flumpy Master March 6, 2005

flumpy

to be bouncy and soft. something you would usually find on a fat person, but in this incident on a skinny person.

naomi's cheeks are flumpy

by cam likes words January 9, 2008

Flumpy

When someone is fat and lumpy at the same time.

Hey look, she’s so flumpy!

by Lizzie Rein February 6, 2021

flumpy

to recieve a blowjob while taking a shit.

Your daughter was good enought to give me a flumpy yesterday.

by drewdown January 20, 2003