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furpiece 

1. A backwoods southern term commonly unknown to city folk relating to a distance that equals about 2-3 miles.
2. A distance slightly farther than a piece.
City boy: "Hey, how do I get to Big WillyBob's Ho-down?"
Hick: "Well, ya' go down this here road a piece er two then yer gunna make a lefty at the corner with the scarecrow and go on fer a 'bout two-a-furpiece. Can't miss"
City boy: "Um...thanks? ......wtf is a furpiece?"
furpiece by morbidlyangelic February 21, 2009
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noun

a female pet of one's brother or sister, or of one's brother-in-law or sister-in-law.
I don't think its a good idea to leave your charger out, my furiece might get to it

Sadie is my favorite furiece, I'm glad my sister took her in.
Furiece by deathshadow551 June 23, 2016
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derived from the words fugly (f*cking ugly) and slampiece. It is used to describe a bro's girlfriend (or just slampeice) ...with the double meaning of fugly and slampeice. In most instances, the bro is the only one unaware that his girl is a fugpiece. so as a result he is made fun of for dating said fugpiece.
"yo, why the hell is my bro dating that fugpeice? he should at least of kept her as a slampeice instead of making it official." - zach s.

"I love making fun of fugpieces on the reg because i have nothing better to do"- Me
Fugpiece by mmm444 July 14, 2010

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026