fuckwank n, The
name given to a gathering of underqualified management personnel putting together strategies and/or policies. Sometimes known as an offsite. The word 'offsite' is managerial fuckwank.
fuckwank adj, Describes a communication delivered by someone trying to disguise their own self importance and justification of
existence by pretending to distribute sensible information.
fuckwank adv, Commonly
used by under qualified mangers and human resources personnel, fuckwank describes the neuro-linguistic drivel used as an attempt to distract and detract from dealing with the true issue at
hand.
n, 'Where are the management team? I haven't
seen them all week.'
'Didn't you hear? They're off on a fuckwank'.
adj, 'Did you read that last memo from the
boss? It was total fuckwank!'
adv, 'Sorry
boss, I'm going to have to ask you to shut up. You're talking fuckwank!'