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fukwan

A steriotypical black name
Me an my nigga Fukwan
by Bizmo funnyons October 15, 2013
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Lord Fukwad

A Lord Fukwad is a person who finds a way to fuck shit up every chance they get, weather it be in purpose or accidental. The word can trace its roots to the late, not so great Lord Farquad. Lord Farquad himself was actually a known Lord Fukwad.
Timmy, did you break my pencil? Dont be such a Lord Fukwad Timmy!
by Dictionary_Dictator January 1, 2021
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Fuckwank

fuckwank n, The name given to a gathering of underqualified management personnel putting together strategies and/or policies. Sometimes known as an offsite. The word 'offsite' is managerial fuckwank.

fuckwank adj, Describes a communication delivered by someone trying to disguise their own self importance and justification of existence by pretending to distribute sensible information.

fuckwank adv, Commonly used by under qualified mangers and human resources personnel, fuckwank describes the neuro-linguistic drivel used as an attempt to distract and detract from dealing with the true issue at hand.
n, 'Where are the management team? I haven't seen them all week.'
'Didn't you hear? They're off on a fuckwank'.

adj, 'Did you read that last memo from the boss? It was total fuckwank!'

adv, 'Sorry boss, I'm going to have to ask you to shut up. You're talking fuckwank!'
by hisssssss April 18, 2009
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fukbang

Fucking during a mukbang
I watched a mukbang and they started fucking. I guess that’s a fukbang.
by Tetralover4 October 19, 2020
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a term of extreme frustration. said in a calm, tiredly pissed off voice with your eyes looking upward. it is one word and should be said like one word.

orginally from the movie "love actually"
"fuckwangbuggershittingassheadinahole, i am so behind on this project."
by talia March 14, 2005
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Fukward

Any situation that is awkward but funny. Often in a sexual way
"Wow that guy just fell on her and his face landed in her boobs!"
"Haha wow thats so fukward"
by Awkward Turtle 3398 December 3, 2009
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fukannooooo

Someone you dont like: Oi! Mate! Come over here now!
You: Fukannooooo
by Ian Beil April 7, 2008
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