Fukward

Any situation that is awkward but funny. Often in a sexual way

"Wow that guy just fell on her and his face landed in her boobs!"
"Haha wow thats so fukward"

by Awkward Turtle 3398 December 3, 2009

Fuckward

Neither forward nor backward but exactly towards the specific direction of getting fucked.

The pilot of 9/11 plane: Where are we exactly headed?
Co-pilot: fuckward.

by AdilShah July 12, 2022

fuktard

a really big idiot that thinks he or she knows it all.

He is such a Fuktard.

by mgbach August 17, 2011

fuktard

1. A fucking retard.
2. One who lacks the social graces given to even the most rudimentary of mossy vegitation.
3. One who has lost all sense of reality whilst performing even the most menial of tasks.

"I believe James might be a fuktard."

by Leshiye March 16, 2005

Lord Fukwad

A Lord Fukwad is a person who finds a way to fuck shit up every chance they get, weather it be in purpose or accidental. The word can trace its roots to the late, not so great Lord Farquad. Lord Farquad himself was actually a known Lord Fukwad.

Timmy, did you break my pencil? Dont be such a Lord Fukwad Timmy!

by Dictionary_Dictator January 1, 2021

fuckward

In the process of or heading toward the direction of being fucked.

A place that is messed up or ass backward.

I spent all my money, therefore I am going to be in a fuckward situation when I have to pay my car insurance.

I go to a fuckward school, in a fuckward town, full of fuckward people..

by Umbrica September 18, 2008

Fuktarded Assholian

A fucking retarded assholian

"Gavin! you're such a fuktarded assholian."

by Your Mom August 5, 2003